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Warrior president.

Rick Santorum Beated Up Whoopi Goldberg And ISIS, Will Be Toughest President

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion doctor ex-boyfriend, has sent out a fundraising email. No, we do not know how the Washington...
Sure he's a jerk. And he's dead on this time.

Bill Maher Right About A Thing

Bill Maher can really be a self-important, sanctimonious asshole at times. Thankfully, this is not one of them. On Real Time this week, Maher laid into all the Democrats who have been running as if Barack Obama were the...

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Being Super Mean To Idiots Again

Neil deGrasse Tyson took a moment on Bill Maher's HBO show to reply to creationist nutter Ken Ham, who recently said that we shouldn't explore space because not only are aliens Not Out There, but if they are, we...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Tour Of The Terrible

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we steam-clean our browser tabs and scrape together all the stories that weren't worth their own posts, but were too stupid to ignore altogether. We recommend you numb...

Fringe Catholic Screamer Bill Donohue Wants Bill Maher Fired Because He Let Dan Savage Remind People That Priests Raped Kids

Bill Donohue, the president and possible sole member of the Catholic League, has called for HBO to cancel Real Time With Bill Maher after the most recent show featured Wonket Pal Dan Savage, who very offensively and unfairly...

A Children’s Treasury Of Pundits Saying Stupid Things About The NSA This Weekend

Unless you have been living in a cave on Mars with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears -- an increasingly attractive option, we'll admit -- you are aware that the Guardian and the Washington Post confirmed...

Allen West Running From Marxist-Bigot Lynch Mob, Save Him With Campaign Donations Immediately

You guys, we gotta help Allen West. You remember him — he's the congressman who spends his time attacking MSNBC's patriotism and celebrating D-Day while remaining completely silent on actual issues like military rape legislation. He's got no problem...

Palin Might Run For President Because Of Raging Non-Limbaugh Misogynists

Sarah Palin went on -- or should we say, was transmitted through someone's phone-toy in the direction of -- CNN during Tuesday's Super Snoozeday parade, and proclaimed that who knows whether she'll run for president today, tomorrow, or after...

Which Terrible Picture of Bill Maher vs. The Pope Won Our Ticket Contest?

Because of the upcoming April 1 performance of teevee's anti-Jesus person Bill Maher at the Bethesda Strathmore Music Center, we had a pair of tickets to give away to the Wonkette reader who could make the most troubling computer...

Wonkette Art Contest: Win Bill Maher Tickets With Your Terrible Computer Picture

Do you have "Microsoft Paint" on your iPhone? Then you can be a prize-winning published artist! (Maybe.) Wonkette and 9:30 Club/IMP Promotions invite you to take part in our exciting "Make an image of Bill Maher wrestling the Pope"...

Bill Maher Is Afraid of Muslim Anchor Babies

Bill Maher wants to know if it's okay that he is afraid of Muslim babies. Why won't they get off his lawn, these Muslim babies? They are trying to take over his lawn ("England") and his old-man garden gnomes...

Christine O’Donnell Was Actually a Practicing Witch

Do you remember, a few days ago, when we MADE UP A COMEDIC STORY implying that Christine O'Donnell practices witchcraft? (It was a masturbation joke, somehow, like most mid-September jokes about Christine O'Donnell.) Well, guess what? Christine O'Donnell was...

Meghan McCain And Bill Maher Refuse To Let Willow Palin And David Letterman Drive Another News Cycle

Histrionic personality disorder heiress Meghan McCain joined Bill Maher and Friends on the Bill Maher comedy program last night. First Daughter, First Love remains mercifully unghostwritten as of yet, so why is beautiful young Meg McCabe such a commanding...

LET'S JUST FUEL THIS MEGHAN MCCAIN/ANN COULTER FEUD FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES AND THEN KILL OURSELVES: Speaking of death, have you heard about this thing where Ann Coulter and Bill Maher are on a "debate tour" with Mark...

Iraqi Ayatollah’s Website Hacked By Bill Maher Loyalist Militia

While FBI and Secret Service agents continue to investigate how Sarah Palin could be so retarded as to choose "Wasilla high" as the answer to her "Forgot your password?" question on Yahoo! e-mail, another (less important) "hacking" has rocked...

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