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Uber Diversifying Its Force Of Independent Robot Contractors

In its quest to be the largest company without a single "employee," Uber outsourced security at one of its San Francisco parking lots to a 300 pound egg-shaped robot. Silicon Valley startup Knightscope created this creepy albino conebot as an...

Bill Frist To Take Health Care Legislation To Prom, Get It Pregnant

" has many strong elements," Frist added later. "And those elements, whatever happens, need to be preserved, need to be cuddled, need to be snuggled, need to be promoted and need to be implemented. But how do you do...

Bush Considered Running With Bill Frist In 2004, But Cheney Said No

Although Bush did not like Cheney's image as described by critics, accepting his resignation offer would help "demonstrate that I was in charge," he writes. Bush said he talked to aides about asking Republican Sen. Bill Frist to run with...

Yet Another Shocking Election Result In Nowhereville

Angry voters in a state dominated by conservative white people have turned on their long-running Congressman! Alan Mollohan has represented the good people of his slice of West Virginia for 28 years now, but his support for that...

Various Somewhat-Republican People With No Congressional Power Endorse NobamaKare!

Dare we call this a ROLL-OUT? MMHMM. After only eight months, and with health care reform shockingly enough moving forward and almost (almost!) out of committee, a few random Republicans and ex-Republicans and pretend Republican movie stars have decided,...

Special RNC Stage Could Not Be More Phallic

That's former Senator Bill Frist you see speaking on tonight's redesigned RNC stage, with a lovely projection of the African plains at dusk as his backdrop. You know what else is a projection? The massive black cock on which...

Shamnesty Is 4 Fagz!

Everyone in Senate Near Death