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America Turns To Wingnuts For Comfort, Wisdom On Paris Attacks

So it looks like the search for the murderers of 12 people at the Paris offices of Charlie Hebdo has come to its bloody end, with all the terrorists dead and four hostages killed in an attack on a...
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Catholic League Guy Worried The Gays Just Can’t Resist ‘Bating During St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Catholic League President and sole known member Bill "I think more about gay sex than any gay person ever has" Donohue has some Very Serious Concerns about the propriety of allowing gay groups to participate in next year's St....

Catholic League Pretty Sure They’ve Put Guinness Out of Business By Now

Remember on Saint Patrick's Day when shitty beers like Heineken and tolerable beers like Sam Adams and Guinness all decided to boycott the parades in New York City (Heineken and Guinness) and Boston (Sam Adams) and lo, there was...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Dredge Of Drips, Dreck, And Drudge

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we bring you stories that didn't quite merit a post of their own, but that were too stupid to ignore altogether. As always, you may want to fortify...

Bill Donohue’s Cunning Plan To Wreck Pride Parade Foiled By Those Meddling Gays

It was only a few days ago that we had to talk ceaselessly about which beer companies were pulling out of sponsorships of terrible bigoted Saint Patrick's Day parades in Boston and New York City. You'd probably already entirely...

Bill De Blasio Spurns The Irish To Hang With The Gays And The Drag Queens On St. Patrick’s Day, Impeach

Earlier this month, New York mayor Bill de Blasio said he was going to skip the drunkest parade ever, the NYC St. Patrick's Day Parade, because that parade will let the gays be marchers as long as they don't...

Fringe Catholic Screamer Bill Donohue Wants Bill Maher Fired Because He Let Dan Savage Remind People That Priests Raped Kids

Bill Donohue, the president and possible sole member of the Catholic League, has called for HBO to cancel Real Time With Bill Maher after the most recent show featured Wonket Pal Dan Savage, who very offensively and unfairly...

GOP Not Ready To Abandon Grand Strategy Of Achieving Success By Throwing Tantrums

All good Wonkiputians are aware that the GOP has spent five years branding itself as “The Party of No.” Since that hasn’t worked to stop the horror of gay people getting married or the communist tyranny of citizens having...

Noted Veejay Bill Donahue Reviews New Bowie Video, Gives It Zero Stars

You know, most people have a pretty predictable range of emotions regarding David Bowie's new record. Some range from "OHMYGOD BOWIE IS BACK" (which is the camp this particular portion of yr Wonkette inhabits) to "meh, it is no...

Fringe Catholic Nut-Job Says Michelle Obama Got Hillary’s Christmas Tree Decoration Crack Pipes

What is it with these Democratic First Ladies? First Hillary Clinton put dildoes and crack pipes all over the White House Holiday Bush, and now Michelle Obama is decorating her Holiday Bush with pictures of drag queens and Mao...

Tony The Tiger On Jon Stewart’s Vagina Manger: Tastes Grrrreat!

The Catholic League's Bill Donohue is none-too-pleased with the Kellogg's family of cereals, as it unaccountably refused to yield to his demands that it immediately stop advertising on the Jonathan Stewartsky Half-Hour Jew Hour That Hates Goys Full-Time. Oooooh,...

Catholic League Declares Itself To Have Broken Jon Stewart’s Spirit

Jon Stewart performed two sold-out nights in Florida over the weekend, and the Catholic League is ALL OVER IT. Jon Stewart making Florida laugh while making fun of Florida was enough to set off a torrent of Jon Stewart...

Catholic League’s Bill Donohue Explainers: Catholics Are Against Adoption Now

God bless Bill Donohue, always striding forth and grandly opening his warbly old yap and letting the most insanely bigotty shit spill forth. Remember that time he was on Scarborough Country, going on and on about Hollywood and "the...

Heartbreaking Bill Donohue Has Some TiVO To Catch Up On

Oh please look at the tragic press release for Bill Donohue's new-ish book, Secular Sabotage. Not one person—not a single graphic design intern, or PR guy, or someone at the publisher's office—had any objection to including this blurb. Chilling....

Bill Donohue’s Washington Post Opinion Column Is Even Greater Than Casually ‘Aborting [Your] Kids’

Would anyone mind if the Washington Post just declared Bill Donohue, President of the Catholic League, the winner of the amateur pundit talent show immediately? Donohue was a "guest voice" yesterday on Jon Meacham and Sally Quinn's religion thing,...