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We here at ye olde Yr Wonkette are not A Journalist. Which does not mean we do not know how journalism is formed. We...

It's a good thing Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-Wife of Bill Clinton's Penis) is running for president, or else we'd be forced to find creative...

There is so much sexism in America right now, and unfortunately it is all being done by Bill Clinton, and Hillary Clinton, and also...

Oh, dear, it must be double super tough to be a "Mike Huckabee" these days! He can't pay his own campaign staffers, and he's...

You have to figure that if you are Donald Trump, you probably want to surround yourself with people that are pretty much exactly like...

For reasons beyond the human ken, the National Review thought a great way to celebrate its 60th anniversary was with this video: an animated all-singing,...

Judging is real tough because sometimes you're just going about your day and saying "GUILTY!" and "IT'S SLAMMER TIME, MAURICE," but then you get...

Oh, this isn't awkward AT ALL. After managing for years to avoid the subject of that time family values Sen. David Vitter got busted...

That debate Tuesday night sure was somethin'! It was like, you know, Republicans, on a stage, and they were on the Fox Business Network,...

Ugh, Mike Huckabee. UGH. UGH!!! During the Republican debate Wednesday, that smirking fuckton of maggot-infested squirrel shit squeezed into a half-fuckton skin sack sharted...

What up, Hillz Clinton? You still enjoying your celebratory Indian dinner and wine from that time you kicked ALL the ass at the Benghazi hearing last...

It has long been the position of the Republican Party that 9/11 was the worst thing to ever happen to America, at least until Barack...

World-renowned neurosurgeon Ben Carson is still hitting the anaesthetics and rewriting history, and hoo boy, his latest installment is a real gas. On Sunday, Carson...

Coal. PAC Gold. Kentucky Crack. It's an interesting time for our some of our dirtiest corporate persons. Under attack from stupid Obama, limp-wristed yet...

Putrid squirrel schlong Mike Huckabee is sick and tired of being cock-teased and blue-balled by the strip club that is Washington DC, and he...

Know all those emails where Hillary Clinton was like "Dear Bill and Chelsea: I JUST DID BENGHAZI," and "Sure, Meryl Streep, I am all...

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