Tag: bill clinton

There were a lot of boo-birds at the first night of the DNC. Or were there that many, really?

In this constitutional scenario, the new president would be either Ivanka Trump or dead Ronald Reagan's corpse farts.

Hooray, all the Hillary Clinton scandals are over now, until the GOP makes up some new ones!

Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton ran into each other at the airport. BURN HER!

No really, it could happen!

Donald Trump gave a speech about Hillary Clinton, and thanks to the miracle of Twitter, it was fact-checked to pieces while in progress.

Endangered Republican senators are worried Donald Trump may hurt their chances in the fall, so they're getting campaign help from a truly popular Republican: George W. Bush, who's only unpopular with half the country.

A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.

Hillary Clinton has renewed her call for a federal ban on military-style weapons, and now we all get to argue forever over what an 'assault rifle' is and why everyone needs one, for freedom.

Disgraced former Clinton aide turned rightwing hack Dick Morris has a new gig at the National Enquirer, and inquiring minds want to know if he can sink any lower. Probably!

You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker.

Washingtonian magazine is rather distressed that Barack Obama intends to live in a really spendy DC neighborhood after he's out of office. Shouldn't a former community organizer have to live in a tenement?

Yes, Virginia, there IS a federal investigation. But we have no idea what exactly is being investigated. It's Terry McAuliffe, there's always something.

In other news, Starr is losing his position as president of Baylor University after covering up some rapes!

Donald Trump refers to Vince Foster's suicide as 'very fishy' in Washington Post interview. You know WHAT ELSE is very fishy?

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