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Jesus Abandons Donald Trump

Big Christian magazines are condemning Trump and he's losing evangelical support, LOL!

Donald Trump’s Debate Performance Didn’t Really Grab Us By The Pussy

On the subject of the leaked 'Grab them by the pussy' tape, Trump fell flat. Hillary, on the other hand, kicked ass.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 10, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette And Google Conspiring To Keep Jill Stein Down

We had no idea we were so influential at the Googleplex!

Donald Trump Declares Moral Bankruptcy

Trump is as good at apologies as he is at not going bankrupt.
Bill, you silver-tongued devil, you...

Bill Clinton Clarifies He Never Had Hate-Sex With Obamacare

Thanks a lot, Bill!

Dear Media: Can You Please Let Donald Trump Step On His OWN Dick? Thanks.

WE ARE NOT DEFENDING DONALD TRUMP.
What could they possibly be trying to distract from?

Guess Matt Drudge Forgot He Already Admitted ‘Bill Clinton’s Love Child’ Story Was Bunk. Huh!

Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!

Your Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby Being AN ADORABLE BEATNIK

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.

Donald Trump And Rudy Giuliani Playing ‘Adulterous Slut’ Card Against Hillary Clinton. Really.

Hey remember all those times Trump and Giuliani banged mistresses while they were married to other ladies?

Come Play Wonkette’s National Enquirer Debate Liveblog Drinking Game, And Die As Dead As Vince Foster!

YOU COME READ YOUR DEBATE LIVEBLOOG RIGHT THE HECK NOW!

TONIGHT! Ready To Watch Hillary Clinton Grind Donald Trump Down Into A Fine Dust?

Everything you never wanted to know about tonight's debate!
Unclear whether it's the Clinton or Trump foundation. If the workers never got paid, it's Trump's.

Guess Which Charity Is More Terrific, Yooge, Best Charity, Hillary Clinton’s Or Donald Trump’s? No, Guess!

Oh, look! Both presidential candidates have charitable foundations. And you can probably guess which one is a real charity.

Awwww, Hillary Clinton Bought A New House For All Her Emails Or Huma Or Whatever

Is there real estate porn in this post? YOU BET YOUR ASS.