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Welcome to the sisterhood, Fox News! We've been totally not expecting you because, duh, you are Fox News. You forbid your girl talkers from...

BREAKING NEWS because it doesn't happen often: Tucker Carlson, as you may have ascertained from the headline (because you are SMART is why) is...

On Tuesday night, Hillary Clinton gave a speech. And it was a great speech. Unless you are a white dude in The Media, in...

If you're a fan of those sorts of blog posts where we talk a whole bunch of malarkey about somebody, and then at the...

It was supposed to be eight hours from our Pennsylvania rest stop to Nashua, New Hampshire. But 13 hours later, we were still driving,...

It must be his time of the month because Rand Paul and his luscious locks are quite hysterical about that mean brute Donald Trump...

Carly Fiorina is a terrible person. She's a pathological liar (see here and here and here and here and here, and be sure not to...

Ooh Megyn Kelly is so great, ahh, she's nowhere near as much of a braindead loud-mouthed tub of dickcheese giblets as Sean Hannity or...

At a town hall event in New Hampshire Sunday, Hillary Clinton got a taste of New England's tradition of participatory democracy, as immortalized in...

Bernie Sanders would like you all to know that he really doesn't think that Bill Clinton's penis is a real issue in the 2016...

We here at ye olde Yr Wonkette are not A Journalist. Which does not mean we do not know how journalism is formed. We...

It's a good thing Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-Wife of Bill Clinton's Penis) is running for president, or else we'd be forced to find creative...

There is so much sexism in America right now, and unfortunately it is all being done by Bill Clinton, and Hillary Clinton, and also...

Oh, dear, it must be double super tough to be a "Mike Huckabee" these days! He can't pay his own campaign staffers, and he's...

You have to figure that if you are Donald Trump, you probably want to surround yourself with people that are pretty much exactly like...

For reasons beyond the human ken, the National Review thought a great way to celebrate its 60th anniversary was with this video: an animated all-singing,...

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