Tag: bill clinton

HILLARY CLINTON ADMITS CONSPIRING WITH PIZZAGATE CHILD DUNGEON PIZZERIA!!1!

Everything's coming up pizza!

Jesus, Facebook, Does Russia Have A Pee Tape Of You Too?

It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.

Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn’t

Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read!

Trump Reacts To Scary North Korea Nuke News By Bitch-Tweeting About Hillary

America, this is your reality. Thank a Trump voter today!
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

GOP Jerk Babies Will Kill Off ‘Obamaphones’ For Poors, Just To Be Jerk Babies

It's amazing how many ways Republicans think of to punish poor people. Almost. Assholery can be endlessly creative.

GOP Pretty Sure Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Russian Conspiracy To Make Us Believe In Trump-Russia Conspiracy

This post is VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT, therefore please read it RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Jason Chaffetz Wishes Congress Would Ask Chelsea Clinton Why She Did Benghazi

Jason Chaffetz is starting out his Fox News gig with a bang AND a whimper!

Trump Unzips Pants, Shows Everybody His Little Bitty Approval Rating

No, Donald Trump, it does NOT happen to all presidents.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Kayleigh McEnany

How are pro-Trump idiots responding to Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian conspiracy confessions? This is how.

Steve Bannon And The Devil

The War Room, the Magna Carta, and the Murdoch Soup Incident.

Michael Flynn’s Dead Friend Tried To Get Hillary’s Whitey Tape From Russia, Because He Was Stupid

This looks like the first evidence of attempted collusion between Trump people and Russia. Surprise, it is VERY DUMB.

GOP Idiot Just Knows Bill Clinton Strangled Loretta Lynch To Death On That Tarmac

Y'all, Rep. Pete Olson of Texas may be dumber than Louie Gohmert.

Hey Rocky, Watch Newt Gingrich Pull Bill Clinton’s Dick Out Of Trump’s Hat!

Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!

Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought?

It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND!