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The town of Kanab, Utah — more or less where Mitt Romney was born — has apparently caught the “Obama bug” and will liberalize its municipal swimming pool regulations by allowing bikinis for the first time in centuries. And tha-at’s not ch-ange we-ee can be-ee-lieve in. MORE »

You can’t even watch a bunch of dumb gals parading around half-naked these days without also seeing America symbolically fall over and be mocked by Mexicans. That was the scene at the Miss Universe pageant held somewhere in Mexico recently, where “Miss USA” Rachel Smith literally fell on her ass and was savagely booed by the Mexicans. Here’s the fall; join us after the jump for the warm welcome from our so-called amigos.

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