Topeka Jerk Babies Fear Habitat For Humanity Homes Will Be Full Of Criminals, Which All Poor People Are
Welcome to the neighborhood! Here's your racist graffiti!
Goddammit the internet is stupid sometimes.
You only think you're reading this. There. Blew your mind.
Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.
Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.
Protip: A punchline should refrain from literally socking people in the nose.
Picture it! Washington, June 17, 2015, somewhere inside the secret Republican evil dude lair beneath the United States Capitol Building: "Gee boss, it's starting to look like SAME SEX MARRIAGE will soon be the law of the land, what're we...
Our deleted commenters' try some verbal fireworks, and blow off their own fingers. Don't try this at home!
Sometimes, when there is a ton of news about a couple-a big things, news about other things gets swept under the rug and we miss it! But in addition to the other awesome judicial news we got on Monday --...
She prefers 'empathy challenged' ok?
GET HIM, GIRL, GET HIM!
Maya Dillard Smith says her children were scared by some trans people in a bathroom one time, therefore maybe they shouldn't have rights?
Remember the good old days when you could just insult whomever you wanted, and then they would kill you in a duel?
You might have heard that Bruce Springsteen was one of the first to actually put his money where his mouth is regarding North Carolina's new hate law HB 2, canceling a scheduled concert in Greensboro. Can you believe that?...
A Dairy Queen owner in Texas has come under public fire for posting really bigoted signs about someone else's religion. OH BOY, it's Texas, must mean another Christian shitting on Muslims, we're so tired of -- wait, the asshat...
Happy "Big Game Sunday" -- as all the ads which haven't paid the necessary licensing fee must call it -- O ye Wonkers! Are you rooting for the one team of giant men who will suffer permanent brain damage...