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Posts Tagged ‘bigfoot’

SCARY MONSTERS

Nut Who Proved Barack Obama’s An Alien Also Shot, Killed Two Bigfoot Creatures In Texas, 32 Years Ago

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Kill them.Is it possible that the fringe nutcase world of Bigfoot and Space Monsters is also the fringe nutcase world of those people out to prove half-Muslin Kenyan Taliban Barack Hussein Obama is an illegal alien? A shocking new development suggests that some Texas redneck who used to call the Art Bell radio show and claim he shot a couple of Bigfoot Monsters may also be some Internet radio wingnut who will one day show the world his ROCK SOLID PROOF that your new president is actually an Indonesian wetback or whatever. MORE »


HELL MONSTERS UNLEASHED

Why Won’t Obama Apologize For Dead Bigfoot?

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

FUCK YOU I'M DEADSome dudes say they’ve found a dead Bigfoot, in Georgia! It is being revealed to The Media in Palo Alto, which is on the other side of the country, in California. We are pretty sure it’s just a dead stoner-hillbilly, maybe from Lynerd Skinerd or something, but what the hell, maybe eight-foot-tall hair-apes really do wander our nation, voting for Hillary. Why won’t Barack Obama stop his Indonesian Sex Tourism and protect America from Dead Georgian Hair-Apes? [Inquisitr/CryptoMundo]


JOHN KERRY

Afghanistani Bigfoot Takes Heroic Senators Hostage!

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK, ABROAD: “Helicopters carrying three senior U.S. senators made emergency landings Thursday in the mountains of Afghanistan because of a snowstorm.” Good sweet Jesus Christ God, how is America going to survive — we lost Joe Biden, John Kerry and Chuck Hagel to the ancient snows of the barren hinterland and its devilish tundra camels. Fortunately, Barack Obama FLEW LIKE SUPERMAN to this valley of ice monsters, swooped the foppish Senators away and whisked them to safe harbor. Again: Barack Obama has saved three senators from Taliban Bigfoot. [AP/Breitbart]


FUNNY PICTURES

Osama Bin Laden Found, On Mars!

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008


Taking a much-needed break from breaking things, hiring diaper-clad psychopaths and blowing up spaceships, NASA has released a shocking photograph of a man on Mars that some lunatics believe could be “Bigfoot,” the Earth monster. But others in England think the Martian is Osama bin Laden! [Fox News, The Sun]