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DNC Parodies ‘Big John’ Cornyn Video, Doesn’t Really Explain This

The DNC has released a new web ad called "Exxon John" to support its "Exxon-McCain" gimmick. Maybe 50 or 100 political web junkies will recognize that this ad parodies the unintentionally hilarious Sen. John Cornyn video from a couple...

‘Big John’ Cornyn Creates Comical ‘Western’ Montage Of Self

Big John Cornyn had to speak at a convention, Oh my, what to say, with all that attention! He queried his staff, they dwelled on the matter, 'Til finally they settled on iambic quadrameter! "A cowboy to narrate! Some bales of hay!" Then...