Donald Trump Reads Perfectly Adequate Statement To Shocked Nation, Doesn’t Even Blame Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump stayed on script, and is now very Presidential.
Those crazy kids and their demon-summoning!
It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?
Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.
The Bible is such a yooge, classy book. Read it? Why would he read it? He lives it, and if you say otherwise, you're a loser.
MORE Trump confirmation hearings, the U.K. uses the pull out method, and Yr Wonket wonders what Trump's bible looks like. Your morning news brief!
2016 was the Year Of The Bible in Kentucky! And 2017 is the Year Of The Bible too!
TAKE THAT, YOU HOMOSEXUALS.
There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.
We told you gay-hatin' RFRA laws would open the door to all kinds of new and exciting 'religious freedom' claims. We were right!
To go off script, you must first have a script. -- Lao Tzu
A member of an Idaho faith-healing cult told state legislators he won't follow a proposed law requiring parents to get medical help for sick children, because medicine is of the Devil.
Glenn Beck briefly surfaced from complete obscurity to try to bair Bill Nye the Science Guy into an argument about Noah's Ark. It was sad.
Oh look, another wingnut sharing his opinion on Harambe the gorilla!
Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!
Do you want 'To Train Up' a child, with a beatin' stick? No, because you ain't this shitheel.