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Your Weekly Top Ten Is All Het Up About Melania’s Prayer To The Lord!

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Get ready to be sick of winning

Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face

Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!

Obama Really IS Creating Army Of Beyoncés, Alex Jones WAS RIGHT!

Beyoncé is PRAGNET! With TWINS! (Also this is your open thread.)

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Survived The First Day Of The Trump Regime (We Think)

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The Top Ten Posts Of 2016 Will Keep You From Crying Your Pants Off On New Year’s Eve!

DRUMROLL PLEASE or whatever people say.

Unceremoniously Knocked Up Bristol Palin Pissed About Thing

Bristol is APPALLED by these so-called 'A-listers' who won't even perform for Trump's inauguration. HOW DARE THEY?

Idiot Trump Lady Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Doing Sexism To Donald Trump

Betsy McCaughey has thoughts to share about Trump's groping accusations. They are bad thoughts.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Pussy Donald Trump Already Complaining Debate Was #Rigged

Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did.
Tanned, Rested, and Ready

These Are The Songs Sexxxy Obama Listens To When He’s Pumping His Sex Body

BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!
Scootaloo is a skateboard punk rocker. Let's hope she ends up saner than Michelle Shocked.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Hyprocrocy Is One Of My Biggest Pet Peaves!!!!

How can Michelle Obama say Trump is a gropey creeper when some people sing songs about sex? It is a mystery!

Alex Jones Won’t Be Fooled When Hillary Clinton Tries To Assassinate Herself

TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.

Who Wouldn’t Want To Share A Blanket Fort With Michelle Obama And Stephen Colbert?

Everything about Michelle Obama's appearance on Colbert was AMAZING.

Donald Trump Jr. Obviously Inherited His Smarts From His Daddy

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!

Let’s Just Watch Beyoncé Slay At The VMAs. Your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party!

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.