Tag: beyonce

Michael Flynn’s Dead Friend Tried To Get Hillary’s Whitey Tape From Russia, Because He Was Stupid

This looks like the first evidence of attempted collusion between Trump people and Russia. Surprise, it is VERY DUMB.

OK Everyone, You Punished Kathy Griffin Real Good, Now Shut The Fuck Up

Can this story be over now please?

Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.

Alex Jones Batshit, Naked And Full Of Chili. Now Can He Have His Kids?

Again, we ask, WHY IS THIS CUSTODY HEARING NOT STREAMING ON YOUTUBE?

Let’s Watch Trump Fuck Up The White House Easter Egg Roll!

Donald Trump is Making Easter Eggs Great Again.

Alex Jones Having Conniption About Something Or Other, We Don’t Know

Apparently physically threatening sitting US congressmen is NOT ALLOWED. Unfair!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All Het Up About Melania’s Prayer To The Lord!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Get ready to be sick of winning

Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face

Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!

Obama Really IS Creating Army Of Beyoncés, Alex Jones WAS RIGHT!

Beyoncé is PRAGNET! With TWINS! (Also this is your open thread.)

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Survived The First Day Of The Trump Regime (We Think)

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

The Top Ten Posts Of 2016 Will Keep You From Crying Your Pants Off On New Year’s Eve!

DRUMROLL PLEASE or whatever people say.

Unceremoniously Knocked Up Bristol Palin Pissed About Thing

Bristol is APPALLED by these so-called 'A-listers' who won't even perform for Trump's inauguration. HOW DARE THEY?

Idiot Trump Lady Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Doing Sexism To Donald Trump

Betsy McCaughey has thoughts to share about Trump's groping accusations. They are bad thoughts.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Pussy Donald Trump Already Complaining Debate Was #Rigged

Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did.
Tanned, Rested, and Ready

These Are The Songs Sexxxy Obama Listens To When He’s Pumping His Sex Body

BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!