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You come listen to all these songs RIGHT NOW, because Vice President Beyoncé said so.

Some racists on the Internet think so, so you know it is true.

Wonkers. Look above. Watch the video of Wonkette Baby GRRRRRAWWWWWWRING like a lion, over and over again. Don't you feel peaceful now? Aren't you...

First David Horowitz came for the Jews, and I said nothing, because eh, it's David Horowitz. Then he came for the black people, and I was like seriously, you sure you wanna do that, buddy?

Judy Rogers is your new favorite contemporary Christian artist. Also, Roy Moore got suspended for telling the Supreme Court it's not the boss of him. (It is.)

OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top...

OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top...

We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an...

We knew Beyoncé was a multi-tasker but OMG. What you didn't know? Matt Drudge can tell she is an "urban terrorist": That dumbass closet case...

OH HEY WONKERS HI HOW ARE YOU LOL! Ahem, so it is time for your weekly Top 10 list, and Wonkette's sexxxy exploits with...

By our abacus, there are just a few more hours before the polls close in the New York Primary at 9 PM. What will...

Oh look, it is an old picture of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose eating soup, like a lady! Why are we showing you this...

Dammit, Sarah Palin. Wonkette defended you. We said that in the great 2016 Twitterspace War between the Republican former governor of Alaska and rapper Azealia Banks...

Oh hey, it's time for your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party where we shuffle our iTunes machine and post the first 10 random songs to...

Hippity-hop-hooray, it is time for your midweek Wonkette Dance Party, where we shuffle our iTunes machine and post the first 10 songs that come up,...

Oh hey, Wonkettigentsia, what are you doing? Hmmmm, OK not sure we're interested in hearing about how sexy it is to collect stamps and...

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