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"This is coming. And it's coming like a tidal wave." Tom Delay, the former Speaker Majority Leader of the House of Representatives -- really,...

Um, fellas? We know it can be hard to be a man sometimes because ... well, you say so. It can be especially hard if...

Greetings, pals! I see you've returned for another edition of the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly round-up of the worst -- just the absolute...

We have finally (already?) reached Peak Florida Man. Peak Florida Man, as it turns out, is a 63-year-old named Malcolm Brenner who is the...

Fellow Patriots®, are you tired of the gay agenda being rammed down your throat? Are you afraid that the repeated joyous celebrations of legalized...

Jerald Hill, president of Windermere Baptist Conference Center in Bone County, Missouri, may soon have a lot more time to spend with his family,...

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the feature where we bring you the very best of the worst detritus that's clung to our...

A couple of weeks ago, I ended my column with a lie: "Next time:" I wrote, "What if Paul Ryan blew a dog whistle...

Oh, golly, you know sometimes Yr Doktor Zoom goes a few weeks or more without encountering the odd mental oscillations of Wonkette frenemy Bradlee...

O hai TEXAS! What are you doing? Just cold illustratin' this list of gun "facts," as sent around to all his colleagues by New...

When you were born, there was always something different about you. When you were little, you were interested in "girl things" like Barbie Dolls...

In all seriousness, Wonkette people, today has been awful when it comes to The News. America's every-other-day massacre was particularly horrible and heartwrenching today,...

Has John Nolte of the Breitbart remnant blog Big Hollywood gone completely nuts, or has he perhaps just read so much of his own...

By the Comics CurmudgeonHooray, Tuesday will be the election, for real! Then we won't ever have to worry about politics ever again, at...

Representatives Anthony Weiner (D-Brooklyn) and Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) finally found cross-party cooperation in the supple mouths of these goats. It was a dumb stunt...

Republican teabagger hero Carl Paladino is running for governor of New York, because he's the kind of asshole always forwarding vulgar racist emails to...

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