Tag: bernie sanders
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!
The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.
Disclaimer: None of the comments in this week's edition were actually deleted. Some weren't even comments!
Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.
Let's make #AussieHealthcareNow a thing, shall we?
Surprise, this is a story about how the Trump administration sucks again.
Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!
Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING
Mr. President, LET'S DO THIS!!!
Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!
Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!
Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!
We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!