Tag: bernie sanders

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Barack Obama, You Will Not Call TrumpCare ‘Mean’! It Is A Trump Worship Word. You Will Not Use It!

That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!

‘Shooting Up Republican Baseball’ Was Not In Bernie Sanders’s Platform

The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is A Bot Account Used To Spread Disinformation

Disclaimer: None of the comments in this week's edition were actually deleted. Some weren't even comments!

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: Six Faces Of Derp

Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.

Fine, Mr. President, If You Insist, We’d Be OK With Australian-Style Healthcare Too

Let's make #AussieHealthcareNow a thing, shall we?

These Senators Are Totally Obsessed With How Many Old Gays Are At Brunch

Surprise, this is a story about how the Trump administration sucks again.

Trump’s War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017

Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump’s ‘Approval Rating’ Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But … Uh … LOL!

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

Intolerance Will Not Be Tolerated! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 13, 2017

Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!

Everybody Hates Trump! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 27, 2017

Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!

Do Not Ridicule That Lady Who Regrets Voting For Trump

We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!