benjamin franklin

AND MT. RUSHMORE WOULD MAKE A GOOD GRAVEL PIT 1:22 am July 27, 2011

Washington To Close Historic Post Office In Benjamin Franklin’s Old House Because Why Not

The U.S. Postal Service is now going to close “more than 1 in 10″ of its post office locations around the country, as part of the National Shutting Down orchestrated by Washington Republicans and their extremist-libertarian corporate overlords. One such post office up for closure is in Old Philadelphia, inside a historic home that belonged [...]

LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS 9:23 am June 14, 2010

Angry Dingbat Yells At Long-Dead Historical Figures

by Ken Layne

Meet Rick Barber, your patriotic candidate for Congress from Alabama’s (we don’t know) district. He closed down the honky tonk again, and now he’s yelling at the demons of his imagination: Brewer-Patriot Sam Adams, socialist Parisian Benjamin Franklin and liberty-crushing whiskey-taxer George Washington. And he irritated these ghosts so much that Washington’s gonna crawl out [...]

DEMOCRATS 12:53 am February 7, 2008