We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes!
Finally, a secretary of State who'll roll over and do what he's told. Which will be several impossible things at once.
Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?
Baby steps, we guess!
We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!
In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.
Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.
How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?
We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.
Well he did say he thinks Donald Trump probably committed crimes during the campaign, so there's that!
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
With Trey Gowdy gone, Democrats in South Carolina's 4th are running against a Trump grifter, and a guy who wants to make the electric chair great again.
Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!