Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!
Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.
Sessions is lying, we mean testifying, before the House Judiciary Committee RIGHT NOW.
Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.
How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?
We still liked that birdie though!
Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn’t
Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read!
Gowdy just wants to know why the FBI made up the Trump-Russia conspiracy so Hillary Clinton could steal the election FROM HERSELF.
Jesus Christ, this is stupid.
Was this Tomi Lahren's Fox News debut? Don't know, don't care.