What, you mean the Republicans on the Benghazi committee actually don't speak for the families? You don't say!
Tuesday's Republican Benghazi press conference was as pathetic as you'd imagine.
Who could have imagined the Benghazi investigation would have been a giant waste of all our time and money?
But surely Trey Gowdy will still find the smoking gun, yeah?
Trump has debuted LyingCrookedHillary.com, and it is a GAME CHANGER. (No it isn't.)
Donald Trump gave a speech about Hillary Clinton, and thanks to the miracle of Twitter, it was fact-checked to pieces while in progress.
In 2008, Hillary did the right thing and conceded to Obama. In 2016, the high-heel lady shoe is on the other foot.
Well, we guess Ben Shapiro, former lover of all things Breitbart, is one of the Renegade Jewishes now, officially, as he is drenching the front...
You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker.
Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!
Did Hillary do something wrong? Yeah. Did everybody else do something wrong too? Yeah. IS EVERYBODY SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID?
Salon murdered our brains with one million words about disembeddedness and Trump steaks. We are dead now. We are a ghost.
No, for real, THIS HAPPENED, can you even believe it?
Benghazi investigation chair Trey Gowdy's long, drawlin' roundabout way of saying, 'I apologize to America for wastin' everybody's time for so long, I will leave public service forever and find a job I am better suited for, like makin' taxidermied beavers kiss each other on their purty mouths.'
If you were waiting for Bernie Sanders to release a statement on the clusterfuck that was the Nevada state Democratic convention, hooray! He has...
Is Hillary Clinton a secret Hillzbian? PROBABLY. But she DEFINITELY murdered Vince Foster.