Tag: benghazi

Gonna fuck you up!

Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL!

We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes!

Mike Pompeo Sworn In As Secretary Of Never Contradicting Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy Tweets

Finally, a secretary of State who'll roll over and do what he's told. Which will be several impossible things at once.
read us a story Uncle Jim!

White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
The Basket of Deplorables runneth over.

Sean Hannity Can’t Believe Savage Gargoyle Hillary Clinton Would Suggest Fox News Does Not Like Her

Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?
Best friends 4ever

Trey Gowdy Has A Black Friend

Baby steps, we guess!
Gonna fuck you up!

Uh Oh, Has Robert Mueller Been A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY?

We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!

Trey Gowdy Calls For Second Special Counsel To Investigate DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.

Oh Fuck Off, Axios

Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.

Sam Nunberg Went To CNN And MSNBC For More Free Therapy Last Night. It Did Not Go Well.

How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?

And Then Sam Nunberg Bit His Own Dick Off On Jake Tapper’s CNN Show LOLOL TOTALLY NORMAL

We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.

HOLY FUCK, WHAT DID TRUMP IDIOT SAM NUNBERG JUST DO ON KATY TUR’S MSNBC SHOW?

Well he did say he thinks Donald Trump probably committed crimes during the campaign, so there's that!

John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018

Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.

2018 Midterm Madness: Sucking The Soul From South Carolina’s Good Old Boys

With Trey Gowdy gone, Democrats in South Carolina's 4th are running against a Trump grifter, and a guy who wants to make the electric chair great again.

Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes’s Next Memo In The Dick

Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!