Tag: benghazi

Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole

Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!

Trey Gowdy, Man Who Conducted Eighth Benghazi Investigation, Says Top Dem Is The Real Benghazi

Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.

Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017

Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!

Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.

Hey Jeff Sessions! Gonna Do Perjuries To Congress Today? Let’s Liveblog And Find Out!

Sessions is lying, we mean testifying, before the House Judiciary Committee RIGHT NOW.

Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017

Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.

New York Times’s Maggie Haberman Has Chosen To Be A Dick Today

How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?

Hillary Clinton Casually Suggests Bernie Sanders Not Messiah, Which Is Just Fucking Rude

We still liked that birdie though!

Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn’t

Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read!

How Is Trey Gowdy Fucking The Republic Today?

Gowdy just wants to know why the FBI made up the Trump-Russia conspiracy so Hillary Clinton could steal the election FROM HERSELF.

Dumbfuck Tomi Lahren Fitting In Quite Nicely With Rest Of Fox News Dumbfucks

Was this Tomi Lahren's Fox News debut? Don't know, don't care.