In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.
Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.
How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?
We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.
Well he did say he thinks Donald Trump probably committed crimes during the campaign, so there's that!
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
With Trey Gowdy gone, Democrats in South Carolina's 4th are running against a Trump grifter, and a guy who wants to make the electric chair great again.
Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!
RIP to another GOP/Fox News conspiracy theory!
Maybe he will finally have some time to investigate Benghazi some more.
Silly liberals, why are you even worried?
This shit is getting scary.
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?
Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!