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Wonkette Roving Videographer Liz Glover keeps going to weird parties full of weird people and then sending us video from them. This is Capitol File’s “White Party” (AREN’T THEY ALL HA HA HA), a benefit for Corcoran. MORE »

Last night, the Firefly Kids Network, which is somehow affiliated with the Corporate Executive Board, held a happy hour at EyeBar to benefit Russian orphans. MORE »

That about says it all, doesn’t it? MORE »

You can’t say we didn’t warn you. DC’s Funniest Celebrity benefit went down last night, and while we missed it, our spies are everywhere. Blogger/Journalist/Funnyman/Karaoke aficionado Patrick Gavin, seen here doing his famous “semi-professional bloggers drive like this” routine:

wrote up the event, but left out one salient detail: MORE »

We’re not quite heartless enough to mock benefits for deserving charities, but… well, we’re about to mock a benefit for a deserving charity. Because the theme of the benefit is “The Funniest Celebrity in Washington.” MORE »