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Posts Tagged ‘benedict’

Popemania: George & Laura & Jenna Bush Say Hi To Pope!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Sinead O'Connor must be rolling in her grave right now ...
The leader of America’s religion, Christianity, finally arrived in America today! The president and his wife and their daughter, Jenna, rushed down to the airport to say howdy. The pope held Jenna’s hand and cackled, in German, “You’re very pretty, for a girl.” MORE »


Bushes Throw Birthday Bash For Pope, But He’s Not Coming!

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Booble head.The White House is throwing a big fancy special Pope dinner on Wednesday, complete with German Pope food and German birthday cake for “Benedict XVI,” who turns 81 years old that night. But vindictive old pope Joseph Ratzinger refuses to show up, even though he’ll be a few blocks away in Washington that very evening! MORE »