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Dan Quayle’s Son Pretends To Be ‘Family Friendly’ By Kidnapping Children

by Josh Fruhlinger  4:34 pm August 4, 2010

Did you know that I Love The Late ’80s And Early ’90s star Dan Quayle has at least one son, Ben? He does! Did you know that Ben himself is the father to two adorable daughters? Well, he isn’t, but if you lived in Arizona’s third congressional district, where he’s running for the Republican nomination [...]

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A Wonderful New Voting Opportunity For Select Arizonans

by Jim Newell  3:19 pm February 12, 2010

Did you like voting for Vice President Dan Quayle the two times that you did that? Do you stare longingly at your framed, gold-bordered “QUAYLE ’00″ sign, one of only four such signs that wasn’t trashed and buried, in shame, by mid-1999? Do you masturbate to freaking Dan Quayle? Well guess what, now he’s got [...]

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