OH WHAT SO NOW WE CAN ALL MARRY PINTS OF ICE CREAM?? In celebration of Vermont’s starting to issue same-sex marriage licenses, radical snacktime propagandists Ben & Goebbels will be calling Chubby Hubby, one of their lesser flavors, by the similar name of “Hubby Hubby.” The ice cream will only be gay for September and then it will go back to its wife and kids. [Times Online]

Prince Charles celebrates his 59th birthday today. Right-o, good man! You know what that means? Yep, Camilla Parker Bowles administers his annual tooth-scraping blowjob! Ouch! Know what else it means? He gets an ice cream named after him! Ben & Jerry’s has rolled out its latest flavor Heir to the Cone. Those goofy, hirsute Vermont Deadheads describe it as a “royal treat of creamy banana ice cream, walnuts and chocolatey chunks. Of course, only the finest ingredients were used in this ice cream fit for a king (to be).” Awesome.
Ben & Jerry’s Celebrates Prince Charles’ Birthday [Wellfed.net]