THIS SPITZER MUSICAL IS HA-HA FUNNY: Are the three days of Spitzmas coming to a close? Le sigh. Perhaps we finally must start paying attention to the congressional district map in Pennsylvania. But, but first, here’s a funny thing someone did about Eliot Spitzer again! The New Yorker’s Ben Greenman wrote a musical-in-one-act about the affair for McSweeney’s, and it is a delight. [McSweeney's]