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A Series of Unfortunate Events Awaits Wall Street Executives

  the bad beginning

Beloved children’s author Lemony Snicket has visited the Occupy Wall Street protest and wrote up a list of observations that will hopefully chill those within the executive suites looking down upon Zuccotti Park. Here are three of those observations:

Jan Brewer Admits Most Desert Corpses Have Heads, Are In ‘Mint Condition’

  mexicans are still violent monsters though!

One of Jan Brewer’s favorite hobbies is searching for all the human heads that are geocached in the desert. (Sometimes these heads are not even “cached,” and can be seen rolling around like tumbleweeds.) This is why Jan Brewer MOAR WORDS!