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Oklahoma Spending All Its Natty Ice Money Investigating ‘Threat Of Islam.’ Yes, In Oklahoma

An Oklahoma legislator wants to spend taxpayer money to determine how big a threat radical Islamic terrorists pose to the Sooner State. 'Not Much.' There, now he can refund the state treasury.
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If President Donald Trump Tortures You, That Means It’s Not Illegal

Donald Trump loves him some torture, so much. Whenever he can, he explains how he'd bring back waterboarding -- and more! -- and maybe also kill some terrorists' families, because you gotta be tough with these animals. In Thursday's debate,...
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2014: The Year In God-Bothering

God had another big year in 2014, especially right near the end, when His Servant on Earth, Bill O'Reilly, finally declared victory in the War on Christmas. So we can look forward to a 2015 that's free of that...

PolitiFact Tackles Hot-Button Issue Of Obamacare Beheadings

It would be so exciting to live in a country where "Obamacare Medical Codes Confirm: Execution by Beheading To Be Implemented in America", but PolitiFact says no, we cannot live there because there is a fire on its pants....

Chuck Hagel Loves Terrorism Like Al Jazeera Loves Beheading People

Rick Santorum has some thoughts you guys, and apparently they are so important he cannot even save them for his "exclusive" gig at WND, columnizing alongside folks who think the Supreme Court Chief Justice should be impeached for swearing...

Ted Nugent: ‘Ride Into That Battlefield,’ Behead The Democrats This Fall

We have found the one musician who would not be enraged to find one of his songs used without permission at a conservative orgy somewhere in America: he is of course Ted Nugent, who attended the NRA's annual ball...

A Series of Unfortunate Events Awaits Wall Street Executives

Beloved children's author Lemony Snicket has visited the Occupy Wall Street protest and wrote up a list of observations that will hopefully chill those within the executive suites looking down upon Zuccotti Park. Here are three of those observations: Historically,...

Jan Brewer Admits Most Desert Corpses Have Heads, Are In ‘Mint Condition’

One of Jan Brewer's favorite hobbies is searching for all the human heads that are geocached in the desert. (Sometimes these heads are not even "cached," and can be seen rolling around like tumbleweeds.) This is why Jan Brewer...

Traumatized Jan Brewer Not Going To Debate Anyone EVER AGAIN

Jan Brewer does not understand this whole debate thing and the idea that you have to make "opening statements" and have "accomplishments" to talk about in them, and thus she has decided she won't do one ever again, SO...