Fox News Bravely Battles Bedbug Infestation
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
As everybody knows, the hedonists in New York frequently find themselves at the mercy of horrible little animals called “bedbugs” who are attracted to the stench of moral impurity. And recently, a swarm of these bloodsucking parasites overtook the Fox News offices in Midtown Manhattan! Yes, ha ha, it took a little while for employees to figure out the latest foul insect pest wasn’t just Hannity’s weekend replacement. Now we hear rumors that the source of the infestation has been identified and FIRED. MORE »
As everybody knows, the hedonists in New York frequently find themselves at the mercy of horrible little animals called “bedbugs” who are attracted to the stench of moral impurity. And recently, a swarm of these bloodsucking parasites overtook the Fox News offices in Midtown Manhattan! Yes, ha ha, it took a little while for employees to figure out the latest foul insect pest wasn’t just Hannity’s weekend replacement. Now we hear rumors that the source of the infestation has been identified and FIRED. MORE »