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Hey there Paultards who like to look at women online! Now you can elect your favorite female Libertarian standard-bearer in a beauty pageant that’s attracting literally dozens of votes. There are several Miss Ron Pauls to choose from and you can vote twice a day before May 31, because that is what Freedom is all about: voting twice. [Miss Ron Paul]

Several months or maybe even years ago, one of our civilization’s nightly televised beauty contests was held somewhere in Mexico, and the American contestant was even more comically challenged than the usual beauty queens, and she fell on her ass after mumbling some incorrect Spanish, and all the Mexicans laughed and laughed and booed the USA. MORE »

You can’t even watch a bunch of dumb gals parading around half-naked these days without also seeing America symbolically fall over and be mocked by Mexicans. That was the scene at the Miss Universe pageant held somewhere in Mexico recently, where “Miss USA” Rachel Smith literally fell on her ass and was savagely booed by the Mexicans. Here’s the fall; join us after the jump for the warm welcome from our so-called amigos.

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Ok, the, uh, proclivities of Jeff Sessions are almost too glaringly obvious to be true. MORE »