Wonkette

We can all quit writing about politics now because America Has Spoken. Our next President will be a hairy, scrunch-faced “monster” by the name of Hillary Pugham Clinton! MORE »

We tried very hard to come up with a way to mock the “50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill” without singling any individuals, mostly because we don’t want anyone to get a book deal out of this. Of course, other people have no such hesitation. Thank God. MORE »