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Thursday's Rachel Maddow Show kicked off with a salute to Oregon, whose politics are strange and whose wildlife is uppity. There's the seemingly never-ending...

When we heard the news last night that Bryan Fischer was fired by the American Patriarchy Association, our first thought was that it couldn't...

Mayor Tom Hayden of Flower Mound, Texas, made an official announcement Wednesday, issuing a proclamation that 2014 would be the Year Of The Bible,...

Let’s say you live in Michigan and want to buy a man-eating wild animal. Thanks to burdensome regulations, it’s very difficult to buy a...

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer left us a present in the RSS feed this morning: a pleasant blog post about how WE MUST...

The out-of-control Patriot Act allowed one of Obama’s best friends, a BLACK BEAR, to waltz into some poor family’s home, eat their fruit, and...

Damn bears, ruining elections all the time... Thanks for nothing, Andrew Sullivan. It's time you returned to Canada.

When you heard the news about Mitt Romney being terribly disrespectful to Sarah Palin by suggesting she's only important because she's purty, you probably...

If you go to the Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey Circus show Over the Top, don't expect Cirque du Soleil, because you're not...

We have finally solved a great mystery here at Wonkette International Headquarters! We kept seeing these insane commercials on the teevee, with Beyoncé encouraging...

So the poor sad bear cub that was dumped, dead, on the campus of Western Carolina University with Obama signs over its head was...

Here's a fun "treasure" map for everyone who wishes to know where the real Bitters in this country dwell: take any wide East Coast...

Thank you to tipster "Terry" for sending us this picture of his teevee displaying the latest sophomoric hijinks from liberal MSNBC. It's downright immoral...

America's happiest moment in eight years was when that dude in a bear suit comically walked down the beach while that local-teevee reporter described...

Here is a clip of what one flustered CNN anchor calls "two guys pretending to console each other" after yesterday's carnage on Wall Street....

By the Comics CurmudgeonWhile most Americans have just now started paying attention to the Presidential election (holy smokes, did you know there's a black...

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