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Posts Tagged ‘beards’

THE SECRETS OF HIS SUCCESS

Bill Richardson’s Tall Tales

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Los dos hermanosNow that he’s the President of Global Business, Bill Richardson is on the A List! People are interested, maybe, in what he has to say! So it’s a good thing Esquire just posted some random stuff from an interview with the de-bearded New Mexican. He named his horse after some country music jackass! Barack Obama helped him out at a debate! MORE »


RACE

Bill Richardson Should Have Grown Dali Mustache Instead

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008


Is Bill Richardson’s beard catering to Ethnocentric Special Interests, and if so, why did he not just grow a sombrero instead? And what about that tan? Is that more Hispanic pandering, or is it because he just went on vacation? Remember Al Gore’s beard? Man, that was great. George Lucas also has a neck beard. This is a summary of the very sober conversation these professional members of the Fourth Estate had on Fox News yesterday. [Media Matters]


MSNBC

Will Make Political Commentaries For Food

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Too late to feel sorrow Too late to feel pain He's just an old hobo Lost out in the rainSince dropping out of the presidential race, Bill Richardson has joined the Wobblies and hit the road with his bindle and harmonica. See him talking through his fashionable hobo beard, after the jump! MORE »


REPUBLICANS

Larry Craig Wants To Share His Super Tuber With You

Friday, October 5th, 2007


Everybody loves recipes, especially when political leaders submit their “favorites” for charity or whatever. Here’s the most beloved recipe of Gay Larry Craig, the beloved “Super Tuber.” MORE »


PATRIOTISM

How Are You Helping to Find Osama bin Laden?

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

sharp dressed patriot - WonketteAll across America, regular citizens are pitching in to help their country capture the man who attacked it six short years ago on September “9/11″ Eleventh. They’re a crafty bunch, these citizen warriors, and their resolve is strong. Take, for example, 46-year-old Gary Weddle. Weddle has patriotically vowed not to shave until Osama is captured. Unfortunately all the stories we can find on his quest are a year old, so we’re not sure if he’s still rocking the Sunni Madhab look. Or he might be more like Lufkin, Texas city attorney Bob Flournoy… MORE »


REPUBLICANS

Good-bye To Our ‘Queen of Hearts’ & America’s First Lady, Jane Wyman

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass - Wonkette
Today, flags are at half mast — including Ronnie’s, in this undated publicity photo — and America is mourning as we say a fond farewell to America’s First Lady, actress Jane Wyman. Ms. Wyman was one of the wives of our greatest president, Ronald Reagan, before he replaced her with Nancy “Reagan” Davis. MORE »


FIDEL CASTRO

CUBA LED BY BEARDLESS MAN, REGIME CRUMBLES

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006


What we found interesting, from Castro’s official statement temporarily ceding power: MORE »


SCANDAL

If It Makes You Feel Better, Jack, We Think You’re Very Handsome

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

bushabramoff01.jpgWe want to be the first Washington media organization to be actively and openly Pro-Lobbyist. Having already met a friendly, lovely one at the CQ dinner, we must admit that we’re beginning to find Jack Abramoff perfectly charming. MORE »


BEARDS

Beards Are For After Losing WH Campaigns, Not When Plotting Them

Wednesday, November 9th, 2005


HARRIET MIERS

BREAKING: Ben Bernanke Not a Female Texan Lawyer with Penchant for Exclamation Points

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005

The Beards-1Who is Ben Bernanke, Bush’s nominee for Fed chair? We’ll tell you one thing: He’s not Harriet Miers. MORE »