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  clipbait

Jon Stewart Rushes To Judge The Rush To Judgement On Bergdahl (Video)

Here’s Jon Stewart doing what he does best — sampling the great buffet of rightwing screaminess over the return of an American POW and pointing out that it’s all made out of some pretty sketchy artificial ingredients. Stewart is having a fine time taking on the Bergdullards, especially good old Bill O’Reilly, who finally explained why he said Bowe Bergdahl’s father “looks like a Muslim” — and that is, quite simply, “because he looks like a Muslim.” Or maybe Amish, but that’s not nearly as scary. Besides, says Stewart, “if you’re looking for bearded guys who killed a lot of Americans,” there’s always Abraham Lincoln. And then there’s Bob Bergdahl’s troubling advice to his son to follow his conscience, which is, actually, only troubling to people who don’t know what a conscience is. Read more on Jon Stewart Rushes To Judge The Rush To Judgement On Bergdahl (Video)…
  that's not racial transcendence

WND Journalism About Gay Obama’s Arranged Marriage To Lazy Michelle Not At All Racist

America’s most credible journalist, Jerome Corsi, has a new installment out in his series on how a young, homosexual Barack Obama got ahead in Chicago politics. This piece focuses on his arranged marriage to Michelle Obama, who, Corsi strongly implies, is also black. For example, Michelle has been known to use secret black code language: [Jesse] Jackson’s daughter, Santita, is still one of Michelle’s best friends. Santita and Jesse Jr. call her “sis,” short for “sister.” There’s also the subject of her, um, work habits: Read more on WND Journalism About Gay Obama’s Arranged Marriage To Lazy Michelle Not At All Racist…
  rumors on the internet

ACORN Will Return With the Aztecs and Mitt Romney In 2012

Oh you thought ACORN went away forever? You are an April Fool because ACORN is just “reinventing” itself and when its good and ready it’ll resurrect and freak everyone out, just as Jesus once did. [RedState] Read more on ACORN Will Return With the Aztecs and Mitt Romney In 2012…
  the secrets of his success

Bill Richardson’s Tall Tales

Now that he’s the President of Global Business, Bill Richardson is on the A List! People are interested, maybe, in what he has to say! So it’s a good thing Esquire just posted some random stuff from an interview with the de-bearded New Mexican. He named his horse after some country music jackass! Barack Obama helped him out at a debate! Read more on Bill Richardson’s Tall Tales…
 

Bill Richardson Should Have Grown Dali Mustache Instead

Is Bill Richardson’s beard catering to Ethnocentric Special Interests, and if so, why did he not just grow a sombrero instead? And what about that tan? Is that more Hispanic pandering, or is it because he just went on vacation? Remember Al Gore’s beard? Man, that was great. George Lucas also has a neck beard. This is a summary of the very sober conversation these professional members of the Fourth Estate had on Fox News yesterday. [Media Matters] Read more on Bill Richardson Should Have Grown Dali Mustache Instead…
 

Will Make Political Commentaries For Food

Since dropping out of the presidential race, Bill Richardson has joined the Wobblies and hit the road with his bindle and harmonica. See him talking through his fashionable hobo beard, after the jump! Read more on Will Make Political Commentaries For Food…
 

Larry Craig Wants To Share His Super Tuber With You

Everybody loves recipes, especially when political leaders submit their “favorites” for charity or whatever. Here’s the most beloved recipe of Gay Larry Craig, the beloved “Super Tuber.” This won’t stay on the internets forever, so here’s a copy for posterity — it’s pretty much the most phallic gay-sex recipe in history. Read more on Larry Craig Wants To Share His Super Tuber With You…
 

How Are You Helping to Find Osama bin Laden?

All across America, regular citizens are pitching in to help their country capture the man who attacked it six short years ago on September “9/11” Eleventh. They’re a crafty bunch, these citizen warriors, and their resolve is strong. Take, for example, 46-year-old Gary Weddle. Weddle has patriotically vowed not to shave until Osama is captured. Unfortunately all the stories we can find on his quest are a year old, so we’re not sure if he’s still rocking the Sunni Madhab look. Or he might be more like Lufkin, Texas city attorney Bob Flournoy… Read more on How Are You Helping to Find Osama bin Laden?…
 

Good-bye To Our ‘Queen of Hearts’ & America’s First Lady, Jane Wyman

Today, flags are at half mast — including Ronnie’s, in this undated publicity photo — and America is mourning as we say a fond farewell to America’s First Lady, actress Jane Wyman. Ms. Wyman was one of the wives of our greatest president, Ronald Reagan, before he replaced her with Nancy “Reagan” Davis. Read more on Good-bye To Our ‘Queen of Hearts’ & America’s First Lady, Jane Wyman…
 

CUBA LED BY BEARDLESS MAN, REGIME CRUMBLES

What we found interesting, from Castro’s official statement temporarily ceding power: My 80th birthday, that so many thousands of people generously agreed to celebrate this coming Aug. 13, I ask you to postpone it until Dec. 2 of this year, the 50th anniversary of the landing of the Granma. Read more on CUBA LED BY BEARDLESS MAN, REGIME CRUMBLES…
 

BREAKING: Ben Bernanke Not a Female Texan Lawyer with Penchant for Exclamation Points

Who is Ben Bernanke, Bush’s nominee for Fed chair? We’ll tell you one thing: He’s not Harriet Miers. • “New Fed chief no Harriet Miers” (The Gazette) • “Ben , he’s no Harriet Miers!” (Fortune) • “The anti-Harriet-Miers” (USAT) • “Everything Harriet Miers isn’t.” (LAT) • “The perfect counterpoint to the Harriet Miers selection” (AP) Read more on BREAKING: Ben Bernanke Not a Female Texan Lawyer with Penchant for Exclamation Points…