Tag: bathrooms

Wonkagenda: Thursday, 08/04/2016

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NC School District To Let Kids Pepper Spray Scary Trans Students In The Potty, Why Not?

This is for sure a thing that will turn out well for everyone involved.

Dumb Alabama Town Decides Not To Jail Transgenders For Pooping At Their Local Target

The "No Doo Doos For Transgenders" ordinance is dead!

Inbred Alabama Hicks Can’t Even Spell Why They Hate Transgenders So Much

There is a town called OXFORD, Alabama, and it sounds like the town council/shootin' range/squirrel recipe dispensary needs an OXFORD English Dictionary, because boy howdy, let us tell you about these dumb motherfuckers. The City Council is so mad about...

Ted Cruz Sweeps Colorado With Help Of Fellow Nutjobs

Over the weekend, we remained only vaguely aware of the fact that Colorado held some sort of complicated presidential nominating activity over on the GOP side. In a year marked by maximum primary season insanity, Colorado was actually a...

These Dudes Can’t Wait To Pee Next To Your Wife

Every time Wonkette wakes up in the morning, we hear another terrible story about how a bearded man put on a dress so he could pretend to be a beautiful lady and go into the ladies' room to put...

California Wingnuts Extremely Concerned About Where You Make Toilet

Some very concerned citizens and their pastors in California are very concerned about their privacy. Ya see, right now, any old persons can walk into a public restroom, drop trou, do their business -- and nobody has the right to sue 'em if the girl-wiener they're packin'...

Dumbass Ohio Parents Think Jesus Hates When Transgender Kids Go Potty

Some concerned citizens in McDermott, Ohio, discovered that a little girl at the Northwest Elementary School actually has a ding dong instead of a hoo-ha. OH GOD, THE HORROR! She was born with boy parts, see, and she identifies...

Serial Rapist Says Gays Are THE WORST

On May 12, voters in Eureka Springs, Arkansas, will vote on whether to repeal Ordinance 2223, an anti-discrimination measure protecting LGBT people. And of course, there is a group of pastors and assorted wingnuts who want to make sure...

Trans People To Rampage Through White House ‘Gender Neutral’ Potty. Hide Your Kids!

Oh, no, Tucker Carlson is going to be so scared and threatened next time he has to pee when he's in the White House! Talking Points Memo reports that, in keeping with the Obama administration's constant obsession with destroying...
Behind door number three is this bitch named Yvette, who isn't allowed at this gym anymore.

MI Gym Tells Lady Bellyaching About Trans People In Locker Room To Shove It

How about a story with a happy ending? (Not that kind, you perverts!) Up in Midland, Michigan, there is an outpost of Planet Fitness, which happens to have moved into yr Wonkette's own neighborhood recently. We have heard, from...

Performance Artist Flip Benham Solves Transgender Bathrooms Problem By Yelling ‘Pervert!’ At It

Last night, the Southern town of Charlotte, North Carolina, did a real big stupid, failing to pass an anti-discrimination ordinance that would add LGBT people to the list of protected groups. Wingnut opponents of the ordinance, of course, were most...

Hey, Remember When Tucker Carlson Beat Up That Gay Dude In The Bathroom?

This piece has been UPDATED, because this is a post about Tucker Carlson being creepy about transgender people in bathrooms, and we are smacking ourselves on the face and on the bottom, because we forgot to talk about that...
It's easy to forget that people actually dress like this, unironically

Hero Texas Lady Wants To Look Into Your Genes Before You Use The Toilet

Let's hear it for Texas state Rep. Debbie Riddle, who has filed an exciting new bill to make sure that people only go to the toilets that God intended them to. Her genius legislation would make it a Class...

Excuse Us While We F*ck This Dolphin: Your Florida Roundup

We have finally (already?) reached Peak Florida Man. Peak Florida Man, as it turns out, is a 63-year-old named Malcolm Brenner who is the subject of a new documentary examining his year-long love affair with a dolphin back in...
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Hey ‘Ladies,’ Michelle Duggar Needs To Check Your ‘Lady’ Parts Before You Use The Restroom

Our sweet little sister site Happy Nice Time People, what is watching 19 Clowns in a Uterus so we don't have to, has a very important public service announcement from perpetually pregnant Michelle Duggar: You see, Michelle is VERY concerned...