California has two terrific Sanchez Sisters in Congress, and one of them is illegally having a bastard child soon! Rep. Linda Sanchez, D-Sodom & Gomorrah, is expecting a new little Sanchez soon, and it was fathered by babymama Jim Sullivan, her longtime boyfriend. Happy whatever you call this, Congresslady Linda! Also we have not heard from “the crazier one,” Loretta Sanchez, in quite a while — but we know Rep. Loretta’s weird new Christmas card should be in our mailbox pretty soon! [Reliable Source via "Lily E."]

So John Edwards has admitted to banging that broad, Rielle. Here is a nice long story about what he will tell one of the Woodruffs on teevee tonight. Since it is Friday, none of your editors wanted to write a real, thorough post about this. So we have held a chat session to discuss John Edwards’ bastard child. It isn’t very readable, but it is long, so you really have no excuse. MORE »