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Posts Tagged ‘bass-playing fat losers’

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

FAILURE IS THE NEW VICTORY: So it sure sounded like Huckabee was about to graciously get out of the race so McCain could be the first 89-year-old man to lose to Hillary Clinton. But no, Huckabee is “resetting the gauge” or something. If he can’t beat a godless father of a mulatto child like John “Amnesty” McCain in South Carolina … well, he should just go ahead and get fat again. [Hotline On Call]