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Hey, Remember When Jack Stuef Almost Broke Your Wonkette? Good Times. By Jack Stuef

This website still exists. It’s a political weblog, known for “rounding up” the day’s Internet news pages and offering unique “online-only” points-of-view on the Beltway’s goings-on. Someone should have taken a photo of it and placed it within...

Hey, St. Paul Mayor Chris Coleman, Seems Everything Is Funny To You

While the mayoral election in Minneapolis has attracted a bit more attention for its wide variety of oddballs (especially lake-coffee man Jeff Wagner), St. Paul has its own stable of "characters" too. So here is St. Paul Mayor Chris...

Utah To Pass ‘Basil Marceaux’s Law’

Never mind that textbooks already teach that this country is a republic: A bill that would ensure Utah students learn the U.S. is a compound constitutional republic — not a democracy — has passed both Houses of the Legislature and...

The Year In Lovable Crazy Longshot Midterm Candidates

This year, we saw some stellar legitimate candidates for Congress who were crazy and won their party's nomination, such as Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell. But there were also some other, more mentally unstable longshot candidates. These candidates brought...

Basil Marceaux’s Midterm Predictions

When you're looking for a solid prediction of today's results, to whom do you really want to turn? Nate Silver? Mark Halperin? The Cook Political Report? No. You turn to this campaign season's best candidate, Basil Marceaux. Marceaux told...

Poll Data On All Top 2012 Presidential Candidates Collected, Including Presumptive GOP Nominee Basil Marceaux

Public Policy Polling has released some important figures: polling on all major potential 2012 patriot presidential candidates and how they all stack up against MaoBama. Let's see, we've got Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney,...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: Reading the Bones

The culture industry absorbed the potentially-mentally-ill candidate Basil Marceaux into its oily cogs. Now that Basil is just another big wig, who will stand up against America’s #1 enemy, gold-fringed flags? Dr. Rand Paul prescribed emergency circumcisions for all...

Oh Basil, You Were Too Good For This World

Traffic stops will continue unabated in the not-so-great state of Tennessee, as Basil Marceaux incomprehensibly goes down in defeat in his race for the GOP gubernatorial nomination! The only consolation is that secessionist Zach Wamp and Lt. Gov. Ron...

Basil Marceaux’s Exploiters Staged a Debate, and It Made Lincoln-Douglas Look Like a Conversation Between Two Retarded Baby Pandas

THERE HAVE BEEN GREAT MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN RHETORIC. Yet there has been only one occasion of pure, unadulterated genius. That's what happened last night: a debate staged between the Internet's favorite Tennessee gubernatorial candidate, Basil Marceaux,...

Is Basil Marceaux’s Campaign a Fraud? (UPDATED)

Don't get us wrong, this video is an absolute delight. But it's obvious that at least one professional has joined Basil's campaign staff. It's disconcerting. The music is perfect. But it's too perfect. And so are the cuts. And...

The Basil Marceaux Has Become SELF-AWARE, Is No Longer That Fun

Since we introduced you to your 2010 election boyfriend, Basil Marceaux, the man and his opposition to traffic-stop slavery have achieved virulence here on the Internets. Basil's infamous local news broadcast introduction to voters has shown up and been...

One of Basil Marceaux’s Leading Opponents, Zach Wamp, Would Like To Secede Maybe

Congressman Zach Wamp is locked in a three-way battle for the Republican nomination for Tennessee governor (though it will ultimately go to a fourth candidate, Basil Marceaux), and so to give himself an edge he has resorted to the...

‘Crazy Man James’ Is Heating Up Basil Marceaux’s Gubernatorial Race

Tips have been streaming in today to find "America's Next Top Basil Marceaux," and it appears the most worthy contestant just happens to be running against Basil Marceaux himself. "Crazy Man" James Reesor, as he calls himself, is an...

Basil Marceaux Is Your New, Even Better Ernest J. Pagels, Jr.

When our friend Ernest J. Pagels, Jr., dropped out of his race for Senate earlier this week, we didn't know if we could ever love again. But you know what? The universe works in mysterious ways. It started with...