Tag: bashar al-assad
Don't panic. But it seems the Middle East may be ever so slightly ON FIRE.
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
He's no Justin Trudeau, but he'll do.
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.
Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!
Wonkette Conspiracy Corner!
Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!
Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?
Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!
By the end of the week, Trump will be saying he always wanted a tougher policy toward Syria.
Martha Raddatz was a Very Good Moderator!
Looks like Russians are the only ones who like what Trump has to say. Maybe he should move there and never come back.
That Jeb! Bush sure gave another real bad performance at the second Republican presidential debate, didn't he? YES, HE DID. Not only did he confess that he is a loser pothead stoner L-O-S-E-R loser, which is why he'll never...
Excellent news, everybody! We're at war again! Ha-ha, we are joking -- we are always at war, but we are also never "really" at war! We are at Kinetic Counter-Terrorism Operation again, with shiny new airstrikes on ISIS and...
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