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Posts Tagged ‘bars’

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Metro Section: Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock & Roll Hotel

Thursday, September 7th, 2006
  • Roll Call reviews newish bars. “…urban renewal of the H Street corridor…. In the bordello-themed suite, plush red velvet covers all sitting areas, and an interesting mural of cartoon blood borders the room’s ceiling.” Funny the things you don’t notice when you’re drunk. [Roll Call]
  • Oh snap, another blogger fired. “I was minding my own business when the VP called me into the conference room… laid out in front of the VP were 2 huge folders, labeled “PART 1″ and “PART 2…Every blog entry I had ever written for the entire year I worked at this joint was in that folder… You could tell I worked for something that was only slightly related to Congress sometimes, but that was it.” [Unemployed Blogger]
  • Is paying in cash crass? What about a $1000000 dollar bill? [DC Urban Family]
  • Doogie Howser, M.D. was first blogger ever. [PR Slave DC]
  • “Facebook Gets Black Eye from Facelift Backlash.” Who’s the stalker now, bitch? [Catch Up Lady]

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Metro Section: Vote Or Die At the Hands of Scary Mexicans

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
  • New York blogger survives very scawy weekend in D.C., “I didn’t realize I had accidentally taken a detour down to fucking Mexico.” The story ends well, however, when he finds a lil’ piece of home at Columbia Station. [This Is What We Do Now]
  • BOSS - I HATE YOU. [Craigslist]
  • WP endorses Fenty, Express thinks “this endorsement could spark some interesting thoughts.” So far, no one cares. [Express]
  • D.C. Voter Guides misprinted, you may end up at the wrong polling place. We offer this by way of public service, although we doubt you were planning to vote or are even registered in the District. [DCist]

CRIME

Metro Section: HarDCore No More

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006
  • Zagat restaurant guide gets punk’d as giggle inducing puns evade detection. [Brunch Bird]

  • Fistful of change goes missing, clues point to DC-DMV employees know as “Half Street Mafia.” [Countersignature]
  • Hundreds of punk rock fans forced to call mom for an early pick-up last night after 9:30 club sorta caught fire. [DCeiver]
  • WaPo’s “best bets” rankings not as useful as a list of the worst bars in DC, compiled by ” drunkards and vagrants.” [Cafe 227]

CONGRESS

Gossip Roundup: Your Mother Doesn’t Work Here

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
  • Page Six: Laura Bush seems to have enjoyed The Devil Wears Prada. [NYP]

  • Ben Widdicombe: Wall Street Journal columnist John Fund,, being sued for allegedly beating an ex-girlfriend, began his civil case yesterday. [NYDN]
  • Heard on the Hill: Ted “the Internet is not a truck” Stevens is enjoying a bit of notoriety on said internet. “Series of Tubes” t-shirts are available… Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA) lists her occupation as “mother.” Her children are 21 and 24. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: Popular dive Sign of the Whale is closing… An unnamed high-profile DC lobbyist is a very bad boss. [WP]