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OBAMA FINALLY GIVES UP (NEVADA): Barry Hussein did pretty well in Reno, which is a mostly black/Muslim area, but Hillary smashed his Hope down here in Las Vegas, despite the busboys’ union endorsement. Obama’s official statement is a dignified and hopeful message. Ha ha, just kidding: It just whines about all the hundreds of caucus irregularities. Also, Obama won more actual delegates, so he actually won after all! [Las Vegas Sun]

Suck it, Barry! You only got like three percent less than Hillary! NOBODY LIKES BLACK PEOPLE.

Of course, you, the Wonkette reader with Internet Access, already know this, thanks to Newell’s post and, perhaps, teevee news. Lots more coming, including a stupid movie! [Las Vegas Sun]

That about wraps it up, doesn’t it? If John Edwards’ campaign wasn’t sending furious emails to every reporter on Earth each time Barry or Hillary denied whatever it is they do with the corporates, you’d think these people did Ecstasy and decided to sit around the living room all night, intensely talking about how much they all care about each other. “You’re such an awesome person,” Hillary would say to Barry. “Oh get over here, John,” Barry would say, as they all three embraced. “I just love you guys so much.” Meanwhile, Dennis and Elizabeth have have slipped off to the hot tub …. [Las Vegas Sun]

That was sure worth getting up before dawn and making a five-hour drive to Las Vegas! Thanks, Democrats. Our coverage for the night is just about over, but we’ll have much more Campaign Trail Fun all over Las Vegas on Wednesday, which is basically today. There will be events, and perhaps a rally of some kind! All in the cause of giving Americans a “safety valve” so they can “blow off steam” by voting for pretty much identical elitist candidates. Anyway, here’s a recap of Wonkette’s Tuesday in Nevada, plus more pictures, if you want them. MORE »

Oh, the laughter! They are laughing now. Laugh, clowns, laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha. They are laughing about the WAR IN IRAQ. Welcome to the second grueling hour of this groundbreaking round-table discussion featuring rich, vain psychopaths. MORE »

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a dull debate REALLY LOUD? Well, that’s what we’re experiencing here tonight in the beautiful warehouse attached to some auditorium where, maybe, the Democratic debate is happening right now. Other than Mumbly Joe yelling something about the fun new video game “Race Base,” nothing of interest has happened. Oh, except Barry Obama just said his worst quality is he has a messy desk or lost his pen or something. Jesus fuck, did he just get that out of one of those “change your career” books? MORE »

Everybody ready? It’s a three-person match tonight, thanks to The Fascists, and at some point the candidates are supposed to ask each other weird questions. Expect a lot of racial tension! And live-blogging, of course. And tonight, we’re keeping track in Nevada Time.

6:00 PM — Mitt Romney is the New Mormon President of Michigan, hooray!
6:01 PM — OH DEAR GOD TURN IT DOWN TURN IT DOWN THAT’S TOO LOUD.
6:01 PM — So loud. Please turn the loudspeakers down, down, down.
6:01 PM — I have no idea if the debate is really being held next door, in this same building. How would I know? It’s like when NASA faked the moon landings. MORE »

I asked these people to “go crazy” and they just stood there all dignified. Again, the palm tree in the shot (upper left corner) lets you know this was taken in Las Vegas or another parking lot near palm trees.

When Barry Hussein Obama becomes the world’s Enlightened Prince of Hope next year, people will be literally lining up to get their new permanent Obamaworld tattoos, on their foreheads. Obama’s campaign has already produced a staggering array of Obama-logo variations for every race and birthplace and interest. The “mark of the Beast” has never looked so good! MORE »

Way back in January 2000, John McCain was winning New Hampshire, George W. Bush didn’t matter, and Hillary Clinton was in the White House. So much has changed. Thanks for being part of our fun-filled New Hampshire coverage. We have more reports and video and photos and detritus that we’ll be posting in the morning, but it’s pretty much a wrap for tonight — 86% of the precincts have managed to turn in ballots, and there’s really only 6,000 votes between Hill’s big victory and Barry’s tragic race-based loss. If you want a quick bullet-point link list, you are in luck because we are posting one right here: MORE »