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S.C. LANDSLIDE: BARRY OBAMA WITH 70%

With about a thousand votes counted, Barack Obama is the DESTROYER OF WORLDS with 71% of the vote, followed by Hillary/Bill with 21% and Sad John Edwards with like fourteen votes. What will we learn from all of this? How multi-cultural and bi-racial will the coalition become and what should we make of the dominant African-American electorate and the more diversity compared to … Whoops, sorry, we suddenly just started transcribing whatever horseshit they’re jabbering on Wonkette. Congratulations, South Carolinians! You people are so disenfranchised that only 1% of your vote counts!Obama Victorious In S.C. [The State] Read more on S.C. LANDSLIDE: BARRY OBAMA WITH 70%…
 

BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT OF SOUTH CAROLINA

Jesus, that was fast. With, uh, 0% reporting, MSNBC is projecting a massive victory for Barry Hussein Barack Obama and a crushing, horrific, humbling defeat for Hillary and Bill Clinton. Just kidding about the last part. Read more on BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT OF SOUTH CAROLINA…
 

Oprah Winfrey: Race Gender Traitor!

Oprah Winfrey’s endorsement of Barack Obama was supposed to create a permanent coalition between white women who watch daytime teevee and half-Kenyan Harvard Law Review editors. Instead, Oprah’s nutty fans have switched from the television to the Internet, where they’re all leaving terrible messages on Oprah’s own official website message board. “For the first time in history we actually have a shot at putting a woman in the White House and Oprah backs the black MAN,” some angry lady commented. “She’s choosing her race over her gender.” Read more on Oprah Winfrey: Race Gender Traitor!…
 

Barack Obama’s Hawaiian Freedom March

Barry Obama is the first serious black candidate for president since Bill Clinton or Alan Keyes or whoever. But does he know about Martin Luther King Jr.? Yes, he does! He knows you need to go to the church and do the thing and talk all Southern. Even Al Gore could do that, back when Al Gore was about to be elected president, back in 2000. [Washington Post] Read more on Barack Obama’s Hawaiian Freedom March…
 

OBAMA FINALLY GIVES UP (NEVADA): Barry Hussein did pretty well in Reno, which is a mostly black/Muslim area, but Hillary smashed his Hope down here in Las Vegas, despite the busboys’ union endorsement. Obama’s official statement is a dignified and hopeful message. Ha ha, just kidding: It just whines about all the hundreds of caucus irregularities. Also, Obama won more actual delegates, so he actually won after all! Read more on …
 

Crushing Victory For Hillary With 50.05%

Suck it, Barry! You only got like three percent less than Hillary! NOBODY LIKES BLACK PEOPLE. Of course, you, the Wonkette reader with Internet Access, already know this, thanks to Newell’s post and, perhaps, teevee news. Lots more coming, including a stupid movie! Read more on Crushing Victory For Hillary With 50.05%…
 

Hillary, Barry & John’s Hippie Threesome

That about wraps it up, doesn’t it? If John Edwards’ campaign wasn’t sending furious emails to every reporter on Earth each time Barry or Hillary denied whatever it is they do with the corporates, you’d think these people did Ecstasy and decided to sit around the living room all night, intensely talking about how much they all care about each other. “You’re such an awesome person,” Hillary would say to Barry. “Oh get over here, John,” Barry would say, as they all three embraced. “I just love you guys so much.” Meanwhile, Dennis and Elizabeth have have slipped off to the hot tub …. Read more on Hillary, Barry & John’s Hippie Threesome…
 

Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep

That was sure worth getting up before dawn and making a five-hour drive to Las Vegas! Thanks, Democrats. Our coverage for the night is just about over, but we’ll have much more Campaign Trail Fun all over Las Vegas on Wednesday, which is basically today. There will be events, and perhaps a rally of some kind! All in the cause of giving Americans a “safety valve” so they can “blow off steam” by voting for pretty much identical elitist candidates. Anyway, here’s a recap of Wonkette’s Tuesday in Nevada, plus more pictures, if you want them. Read more on Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep…
 

Nobody For President: Liveblogging America’s Longest Debate

Oh, the laughter! They are laughing now. Laugh, clowns, laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha. They are laughing about the WAR IN IRAQ. Welcome to the second grueling hour of this groundbreaking round-table discussion featuring rich, vain psychopaths. Read more on Nobody For President: Liveblogging America’s Longest Debate…
 

Liveblogging Vegas: The Sleepiest Debate

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a dull debate REALLY LOUD? Well, that’s what we’re experiencing here tonight in the beautiful warehouse attached to some auditorium where, maybe, the Democratic debate is happening right now. Other than Mumbly Joe yelling something about the fun new video game “Race Base,” nothing of interest has happened. Oh, except Barry Obama just said his worst quality is he has a messy desk or lost his pen or something. Jesus fuck, did he just get that out of one of those “change your career” books? Read more on Liveblogging Vegas: The Sleepiest Debate…
 

Liveblogging the Greatest Ever Kucinich-Free Dem Debate

Everybody ready? It’s a three-person match tonight, thanks to The Fascists, and at some point the candidates are supposed to ask each other weird questions. Expect a lot of racial tension! And live-blogging, of course. And tonight, we’re keeping track in Nevada Time. 6:00 PM — Mitt Romney is the New Mormon President of Michigan, hooray! 6:01 PM — OH DEAR GOD TURN IT DOWN TURN IT DOWN THAT’S TOO LOUD. 6:01 PM — So loud. Please turn the loudspeakers down, down, down. 6:01 PM — I have no idea if the debate is really being held next door, in this same building. How would I know? It’s like when NASA faked the moon landings. Read more on Liveblogging the Greatest Ever Kucinich-Free Dem Debate…
 

Obama Supporters Are Outrageously Sincere

I asked these people to “go crazy” and they just stood there all dignified. Again, the palm tree in the shot (upper left corner) lets you know this was taken in Las Vegas or another parking lot near palm trees. Read more on Obama Supporters Are Outrageously Sincere…
 

All Obamaworld Citizens To Be Branded

When Barry Hussein Obama becomes the world’s Enlightened Prince of Hope next year, people will be literally lining up to get their new permanent Obamaworld tattoos, on their foreheads. Obama’s campaign has already produced a staggering array of Obama-logo variations for every race and birthplace and interest. The “mark of the Beast” has never looked so good! Read more on All Obamaworld Citizens To Be Branded…
 

Remembering Our Greatest Ever New Hampshire ’08 Primary

Way back in January 2000, John McCain was winning New Hampshire, George W. Bush didn’t matter, and Hillary Clinton was in the White House. So much has changed. Thanks for being part of our fun-filled New Hampshire coverage. We have more reports and video and photos and detritus that we’ll be posting in the morning, but it’s pretty much a wrap for tonight — 86% of the precincts have managed to turn in ballots, and there’s really only 6,000 votes between Hill’s big victory and Barry’s tragic race-based loss. If you want a quick bullet-point link list, you are in luck because we are posting one right here: Read more on Remembering Our Greatest Ever New Hampshire ’08 Primary…
 

AND YOUR POINT IS? Christopher Hitchens is upset about all the dumb white-guilt drooling over Barack Obama’s empty campaign. [Slate]
 

NH Dems Hate Hillary! (Or Some Obama Punks Just Booed Her)

newVideoPlayer("hil_booed.flv", 475, 376,""); Here’s the shocking video from last night’s New Hampshire Democratic “100 Club Dinner,” which proves all Dem voters hate Mrs. Senator Clinton. Or maybe a couple of rude Obama cultists don’t know how to behave during a sit-down dinner. Either way, her lame speeches sure aren’t getting better. Read more on NH Dems Hate Hillary! (Or Some Obama Punks Just Booed Her)…