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Hillary, Barry & John’s Hippie Threesome

That about wraps it up, doesn’t it? If John Edwards’ campaign wasn’t sending furious emails to every reporter on Earth each time Barry or Hillary denied whatever it is they do with the corporates, you’d think these people did Ecstasy and decided to sit around the living room all night, intensely talking about how much they all care about each other. “You’re such an awesome person,” Hillary would say to Barry. “Oh get over here, John,” Barry would say, as they all three embraced. “I just love you guys so much.” Meanwhile, Dennis and Elizabeth have have slipped off to the hot tub …. Read more on Hillary, Barry & John’s Hippie Threesome…
 

Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep

That was sure worth getting up before dawn and making a five-hour drive to Las Vegas! Thanks, Democrats. Our coverage for the night is just about over, but we’ll have much more Campaign Trail Fun all over Las Vegas on Wednesday, which is basically today. There will be events, and perhaps a rally of some kind! All in the cause of giving Americans a “safety valve” so they can “blow off steam” by voting for pretty much identical elitist candidates. Anyway, here’s a recap of Wonkette’s Tuesday in Nevada, plus more pictures, if you want them. Read more on Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep…
 

Nobody For President: Liveblogging America’s Longest Debate

Oh, the laughter! They are laughing now. Laugh, clowns, laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha. They are laughing about the WAR IN IRAQ. Welcome to the second grueling hour of this groundbreaking round-table discussion featuring rich, vain psychopaths. Read more on Nobody For President: Liveblogging America’s Longest Debate…
 

Liveblogging Vegas: The Sleepiest Debate

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a dull debate REALLY LOUD? Well, that’s what we’re experiencing here tonight in the beautiful warehouse attached to some auditorium where, maybe, the Democratic debate is happening right now. Other than Mumbly Joe yelling something about the fun new video game “Race Base,” nothing of interest has happened. Oh, except Barry Obama just said his worst quality is he has a messy desk or lost his pen or something. Jesus fuck, did he just get that out of one of those “change your career” books? Read more on Liveblogging Vegas: The Sleepiest Debate…
 

Liveblogging the Greatest Ever Kucinich-Free Dem Debate

Everybody ready? It’s a three-person match tonight, thanks to The Fascists, and at some point the candidates are supposed to ask each other weird questions. Expect a lot of racial tension! And live-blogging, of course. And tonight, we’re keeping track in Nevada Time. 6:00 PM — Mitt Romney is the New Mormon President of Michigan, hooray! 6:01 PM — OH DEAR GOD TURN IT DOWN TURN IT DOWN THAT’S TOO LOUD. 6:01 PM — So loud. Please turn the loudspeakers down, down, down. 6:01 PM — I have no idea if the debate is really being held next door, in this same building. How would I know? It’s like when NASA faked the moon landings. Read more on Liveblogging the Greatest Ever Kucinich-Free Dem Debate…
 

Obama Supporters Are Outrageously Sincere

I asked these people to “go crazy” and they just stood there all dignified. Again, the palm tree in the shot (upper left corner) lets you know this was taken in Las Vegas or another parking lot near palm trees. Read more on Obama Supporters Are Outrageously Sincere…
 

All Obamaworld Citizens To Be Branded

When Barry Hussein Obama becomes the world’s Enlightened Prince of Hope next year, people will be literally lining up to get their new permanent Obamaworld tattoos, on their foreheads. Obama’s campaign has already produced a staggering array of Obama-logo variations for every race and birthplace and interest. The “mark of the Beast” has never looked so good! Read more on All Obamaworld Citizens To Be Branded…
 

Remembering Our Greatest Ever New Hampshire ’08 Primary

Way back in January 2000, John McCain was winning New Hampshire, George W. Bush didn’t matter, and Hillary Clinton was in the White House. So much has changed. Thanks for being part of our fun-filled New Hampshire coverage. We have more reports and video and photos and detritus that we’ll be posting in the morning, but it’s pretty much a wrap for tonight — 86% of the precincts have managed to turn in ballots, and there’s really only 6,000 votes between Hill’s big victory and Barry’s tragic race-based loss. If you want a quick bullet-point link list, you are in luck because we are posting one right here: Read more on Remembering Our Greatest Ever New Hampshire ’08 Primary…
 

AND YOUR POINT IS? Christopher Hitchens is upset about all the dumb white-guilt drooling over Barack Obama’s empty campaign. [Slate]
 

NH Dems Hate Hillary! (Or Some Obama Punks Just Booed Her)

newVideoPlayer("hil_booed.flv", 475, 376,""); Here’s the shocking video from last night’s New Hampshire Democratic “100 Club Dinner,” which proves all Dem voters hate Mrs. Senator Clinton. Or maybe a couple of rude Obama cultists don’t know how to behave during a sit-down dinner. Either way, her lame speeches sure aren’t getting better. Read more on NH Dems Hate Hillary! (Or Some Obama Punks Just Booed Her)…
 

A Children’s Treasury of Overblown Huffington Posts About Obama’s Victory

Apparently the Huffington Post bloggers saw a totally different Barack Obama speech last night — you know, one that wasn’t just some rich good-looking lawyer repeating the empty word “hope” like Rudy saying “9/11.” Here’s a sampling of the inspirational, pompous nonsense that is our substitute for actual insight in this goddamned country: Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Overblown Huffington Posts About Obama’s Victory…
 

Liveblogging the Iowa Pie Orgy: Apocaucus Now!

Time for a good old-fashioned Iowa Live Blog, made of butter. Huckabee is the GOP winner, Romney’s paying a heavy price for believing in the Wrong Jesus and also being a creepy guy, Ron Paul has totally been set up, and we can’t remember who is or isn’t supposed to win the for the Dems. Elizabeth Kucinich, right? Our nation’s first hippie Englishwoman! A redhead really can be president, maybe. Read more on Liveblogging the Iowa Pie Orgy: Apocaucus Now!…
 

Watch Out, America: Barry Obama Is Bringing Some Kind of Vague Change

Hey, it’s Barry! And now he’s a bigshot winner. Let’s see what he says. “They said, they said, they said ….” This is going to be a “They said” speech. Cynics said he couldn’t do it! Or that Iowans wouldn’t do it. And now even New Hampshire might vote for a rich handsome black senator! Read more on Watch Out, America: Barry Obama Is Bringing Some Kind of Vague Change…
 

Bill Bennett Praises Obama For Not Acting Too Black

Slot-machine addict and very white ex-Reagan Administration loser Bill Bennett was on CNN a little while ago, bravely praising the winner of the Iowa Democratic Caucus for not acting all negro. Read more on Bill Bennett Praises Obama For Not Acting Too Black…
 

“The Democrat candidates Barak Obama, John Edwards and Bill Richardson have just informed the Michigan Democratic Party that they will not participate in the public Michigan Primary Election scheduled for January 15, 2008.” [Political Machine] Read more on …
 

Barry Obama Has a Reassuring Subliminal Message For White America

Under his dull yuppie business-suit disguise, Barry Hussein Obama is actually a massively ripped white guy in a gay costume and cape. Tomorrow, we’ll have pictures of Rudy Giuliani dressed as Wonder Woman. Photo Gallery [Obama.Senate.Gov] Read more on Barry Obama Has a Reassuring Subliminal Message For White America…
 

Oh, hey, a new “Obama Girl” video, this time pointlessly about The Troops or something, plus a bunch of whores in bikinis and absolute shit music, hooray for America. (Iran, we’re over here!) [MySpace] Read more on …
 

John ‘Rotten’ Lydon Begs America To Stop Rudy Giuliani

Sex Pistols/Public Image Ltd. frontman John “Johnny” Rotten Lydon lives in Los Angeles, America, and apparently has lived here a while. He has opinions about the politics, too! Because he’s smart, his opinions are kind of entertaining. Here’s what Lydon says about 2008 and Iraq and how America must use whatever means necessary to stop Rudy Giuliani. It’s all from a new interview in Spinner. Read more on John ‘Rotten’ Lydon Begs America To Stop Rudy Giuliani…
 

Obama panders to poor people with bogus talk of “Jesus.” [CNN Ticker]
 

Obama-Brownback-Paul ’08!

Hey everybody, Barry Hussein Obama has just doomed his chances of winning the nomination because he teamed up with Sam Brownback (we did not know Sam Brownback was still in the race) and Ron “Dr. Ron Paul” Paul by signing some oath of chastity or something. These are the only guys who will sign the Oath! Think about it. Read more on Obama-Brownback-Paul ’08!…
 

Obama Disgusted By Vulgar Nation of YouTube Idiots

Providing further evidence that he’s got too much wealth and taste to be president of this goddamned country, today Barry Hussein Obama lashed out at the stupid “Obama Girl” video because it’s stupid and embarrassing to his family. Word of the vulgar video even reached his six-year-old daughter, somehow, and she responded by angrily noting that her daddy already has a smart attractive wife and doesn’t need the adulation of some brain-damaged YouTube whore. Read more on Obama Disgusted By Vulgar Nation of YouTube Idiots…