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Obama's Smoking Ruins Special Bond With Jake Tapper

ABC News Senior National Correspondent Jake Tapper was on to Barack Obama's resurgent smoking habit months ago, but the Obama campaign covered for the ever-more-desperate candidate as he wove a web of deception that eventually ensnared the nation in cancer and betrayal. Way back in August Obama was wandering around the Capitol reeking of smoke, and what did Obama's people say when Concerned Jake asked about it? More »

10:19 AM on Thu Apr 3 2008
By saraksmith
4,745 views, 42 comments

he cheats with his human foibles

Barack Obama Has Smoked Some More Cigarettes!

Tonight we've got BREAKING news that St. Barack of Obama "fell off the wagon a few times" since he quit the cigarettes a year ago. This means he still has some "regular human" genes and that Hillary is sure to announce that she has started smoking weed again, at 3 a.m. More »

7:30 PM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By Ken Layne
6,188 views, 59 comments

obama girl is also from new jersey

Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die

We have always hated "Obama Girl," just as our St. Barack of Obama hates "Obama Girl," and for the same reasons: Everything dumb and and vapid and vulgar and plastic about this failed nation is personified by this "Obama Girl." But the lyrics to this latest piece of crap are at least accurate — and subtitled, so you can figure out what mush mouth is saying. Hillary really does seem to want to be under John McCain's desk in the Oval Office. [Barely Political]

12:12 PM on Tue Mar 25 2008
By Ken Layne
1,975 views, 44 comments

Latest by kindofabigdeal: Okay, I watched it (with the sound off, natch), and I have to say "I'd hit it". And I don't even swing that way. Real or no, the girl is the pretteh. more »

he even looks good when he looks bad

Obama's '80s Fashion: We Are The Sweatervest We Are Waiting For

Hello and Happy Christmas of probably 1988, [December 1989, try reading the caption — Ed.] Barry and Michelle! You both look great! Well, not really, but you look better than so many other 1980s disasters such as albino hair-metal twins Nelson, mullet-lunk Billy Ray Cyrus or whatever was going on with Tracy Chapman.

BARACK OBAMA: HE'S JUST LIKE US [US Weekly]

2:40 PM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By KLayne
4,044 views, 88 comments

THEY’RE ALL IN ON THE OBAMA SMEAR! Teevee’s Jon Stewart hosted the Oscar™ Teevee/Movie Awards last night, and he mentioned that Barry Hussein Obama’s middle name is “Hussein” while also noting how “Obama” rhymes with “Osama.” It was just a fun joke, of course! [Tabloid Baby]

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language wars

Hillary Clinton Says Barack Obama Shouldn't Use Words, Money To Campaign

Hillary Clinton continues to suggest her rival Barack Obama is too stylish, and also he is a thiever of words and slippery when it comes to campaign finances. In other words, he is a “politician.” Hillary Clinton finds this repellent and disappointing, and wants voters to know it. More »

9:04 AM on Tue Feb 19 2008
By saraksmith
2,202 views, 31 comments

black magic

Krauthammer: You Will Regret Making This Witch Doctor Your President

Charles Krauthammer is not having any of this creepy cultish Obama nonsense. In his new column, “Obama Casts His Spell” (that is the real headline), the Washington Post blowhard says he’s the only wrong-about-everything right-wing realist who can escape the bewitching African charms of this Democratic presidential “hopeful.” That means, somehow, that Barack Obama will “charm” his way into power. And then oh my god exactly 24 hours after President Hussein Obama is sworn in …. More »

2:14 PM on Fri Feb 15 2008
By KLayne
4,859 views, 57 comments

oh no you didn't

Obama's Latest Victory Speech: Yes He Can (For The Moment)

Barack Obama won another big primary day! He got enough of the votes and the delegates and the white people and the liberal women to wipe out Hillary Clinton. (YES THE BLACKS ALSO VOTED FOR HIM. STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD.) So now we go to, er, Wisconsin? And then Texas, and Ohio, and Hawaii?

1:51 AM on Wed Feb 13 2008
By KLayne
2,085 views, 21 comments

daily sudoku

Bible Code Wikipedia Game Reveals Who Did 9/11

Detective work by Wizard Is Hungry.

4:49 PM on Fri Feb 8 2008
By KLayne
5,589 views, 49 comments

nom de douche

Is Bill Kristol Secretly Writing Kansas Paper's 'Obama Is Muslim' Op-Eds?

According to deep background sources (our commenter “Serolf Divad”), the printing-press laborer who wrote that terrific op-ed about Obama being a Muslim Fundamentalist who will piss on the graves of Ground Zero might really be NYT star Bill Kristol. Think about it.

9:48 PM on Thu Feb 7 2008
By KLayne
1,520 views, 37 comments

one man's opinion

Brave Newspaper Press Operator Will Stop 'Muslim Fundamentalist' Barack Obama

At the Ottawa Herald of Franklin County, Kansas, even the guys who work the newspaper printing press can write a column for the “op ed” section. And proving once again that small-town papers are like blogs without the quality control, pressman Gary Sillett contributed a terrific “community viewpoint” about the upcoming presidential election.

“To elect Barack Obama to the highest office in the land would be nothing less than spitting on the graves of the victims of 9/11,” Sillett wrote last week. You know you want to read the rest. More »

12:53 AM on Thu Feb 7 2008
By KLayne
19,292 views, 169 comments

Latest by Baiowulf: @TONY THE TIGER: OMG JUST LIKE ISRAEL LOL! YOUR ACT IS STARTING TO GRRRRRRRRATE! more »

not quite a victory speech

Obama's Super Tuesday Super Speech!

Change is coming! Our time has come! Yes we can! Votes aren’t quite counted! House divided cannot stand! Winston tastes good like a cigarette should! Began as a whisper! Corn fields of Iowa! Teachers, cooks, hills of Nevada! Voices of the American People! Maybe we don’t have to be divided by the race and the gender! Crumbling schools! Not this time! Yes we can! Stakes Too High! Washington Players!

11:54 PM on Tue Feb 5 2008
By KLayne
2,256 views, 35 comments

all your votes is belong to us

All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements

Sure, Hopeful Barack Obama just got a bunch of endorsements from important political constituencies such as the mostly naked nymphs of American Apparel, the wealthy elderly survivors of the Grateful Dead, “jam band” hero Dave Matthews and ~~teevee’s Dr. McCoy DeForest Kelly~~ Oscar™-winner Forest Whitaker. But what about half-dead pop groups from 40 years ago? [Funny Or Die]

1:19 AM on Tue Feb 5 2008
By KLayne
534 views, 20 comments

feats of strength

But Is Barry Maybe Too Much Of A Pussy?

Sure, he’s a charismatic rainbow child whose half-man, half-Muslim, half-unicorn heritage makes him a ringer for Jack Kennedy. But is Senator Barack Obama maybe too much of a pussy to pull off this election thing? Experts disagree! More »

4:26 PM on Mon Feb 4 2008
By saraksmith
3,367 views, 37 comments

ARNOLD ENDORSES McCAIN WHILE ARNOLD’S KENNEDY WIFE ENDORSES OBAMA: The rich really are different — they’re all insane! Schwarzenegger endorsed John McCain last week, after Rudy Giuliani dropped out in disgrace, and after Schwarzenegger weakly claimed he wouldn’t endorse anyone. But at a “surprise appearance” (with Oprah) in Los Angeles on Sunday, Arnold’s trophy-Kennedy wife Maria Shriver said she’s endorsing Barack Obama. WTF? Aren’t the various first couples supposed to at least pretend they’re on the same team? [New York Sun/Baltimore Sun]

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BARRY’S A LOSER AGAIN: Obama’s now down to 53% with Hillary at 32% and John Edwards finally up to 15%. Of course this is with about 15,000 votes counted out of maybe 350,000 ballots, so stay tuned and hit refresh constantly because Mike Gravel could still win this thing! [CNN Election Center SC]

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and now bill plans his terrible revenge

S.C. LANDSLIDE: BARRY OBAMA WITH 70%

With about a thousand votes counted, Barack Obama is the DESTROYER OF WORLDS with 71% of the vote, followed by Hillary/Bill with 21% and Sad John Edwards with like fourteen votes. What will we learn from all of this? How multi-cultural and bi-racial will the coalition become and what should we make of the dominant African-American electorate and the more diversity compared to … Whoops, sorry, we suddenly just started transcribing whatever horseshit they’re jabbering on Wonkette. Congratulations, South Carolinians! You people are so disenfranchised that only 1% of your vote counts!
Obama Victorious In S.C. [The State]

7:23 PM on Sat Jan 26 2008
By KLayne
916 views, 9 comments

Latest by LizGlover: @ regisgoat, jezebel.com/search/barber%20shops%20dc more »

take that hillary

BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT OF SOUTH CAROLINA

Jesus, that was fast. With, uh, 0% reporting, MSNBC is projecting a massive victory for Barry Hussein Barack Obama and a crushing, horrific, humbling defeat for Hillary and Bill Clinton. Just kidding about the last part. More »

7:16 PM on Sat Jan 26 2008
By KLayne
1,855 views, 15 comments

Hillary and Her Old Ladies

Posts Tagged “barry hussein obama”