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Obama’s Smoking Ruins Special Bond With Jake Tapper

ABC News Senior National Correspondent Jake Tapper was on to Barack Obama’s resurgent smoking habit months ago, but the Obama campaign covered for the ever-more-desperate candidate as he wove a web of deception that eventually ensnared the nation in cancer and betrayal. Way back in August Obama was wandering around the Capitol reeking of smoke, and what did Obama’s people say when Concerned Jake asked about it? Read more on Obama’s Smoking Ruins Special Bond With Jake Tapper…
 

Barack Obama Has Smoked Some More Cigarettes!

Tonight we’ve got BREAKING news that St. Barack of Obama “fell off the wagon a few times” since he quit the cigarettes a year ago. This means he still has some “regular human” genes and that Hillary is sure to announce that she has started smoking weed again, at 3 a.m. Read more on Barack Obama Has Smoked Some More Cigarettes!…
 

Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die

We have always hated “Obama Girl,” just as our St. Barack of Obama hates “Obama Girl,” and for the same reasons: Everything dumb and and vapid and vulgar and plastic about this failed nation is personified by this “Obama Girl.” But the lyrics to this latest piece of crap are at least accurate — and subtitled, so you can figure out what mush mouth is saying. Hillary really does seem to want to be under John McCain’s desk in the Oval Office. [Barely Political] Read more on Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die…
 

Obama’s ’80s Fashion: We Are The Sweatervest We Are Waiting For

Hello and Happy Christmas of probably 1988, [December 1989, try reading the caption — Ed.] Barry and Michelle! You both look great! Well, not really, but you look better than so many other 1980s disasters such as albino hair-metal twins Nelson, mullet-lunk Billy Ray Cyrus or whatever was going on with Tracy Chapman. BARACK OBAMA: HE’S JUST LIKE US [US Weekly] Read more on Obama’s ’80s Fashion: We Are The Sweatervest We Are Waiting For…
 

THEY’RE ALL IN ON THE OBAMA SMEAR! Teevee’s Jon Stewart hosted the Oscar(TM) Teevee/Movie Awards last night, and he mentioned that Barry Hussein Obama’s middle name is “Hussein” while also noting how “Obama” rhymes with “Osama.” It was just a fun joke, of course! [Tabloid Baby] Read more on …
 

Hillary Clinton Says Barack Obama Shouldn’t Use Words, Money To Campaign

Hillary Clinton continues to suggest her rival Barack Obama is too stylish, and also he is a thiever of words and slippery when it comes to campaign finances. In other words, he is a “politician.” Hillary Clinton finds this repellent and disappointing, and wants voters to know it. Read more on Hillary Clinton Says Barack Obama Shouldn’t Use Words, Money To Campaign…
 

Krauthammer: You Will Regret Making This Witch Doctor Your President

Charles Krauthammer is not having any of this creepy cultish Obama nonsense. In his new column, “Obama Casts His Spell” (that is the real headline), the Washington Post blowhard says he’s the only wrong-about-everything right-wing realist who can escape the bewitching African charms of this Democratic presidential “hopeful.” That means, somehow, that Barack Obama will “charm” his way into power. And then oh my god exactly 24 hours after President Hussein Obama is sworn in …. Read more on Krauthammer: You Will Regret Making This Witch Doctor Your President…
 

Obama’s Latest Victory Speech: Yes He Can (For The Moment)

newVideoPlayer("barryowisconsin_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");Barack Obama won another big primary day! He got enough of the votes and the delegates and the white people and the liberal women to wipe out Hillary Clinton. (YES THE BLACKS ALSO VOTED FOR HIM. STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD.) So now we go to, er, Wisconsin? And then Texas, and Ohio, and Hawaii? Read more on Obama’s Latest Victory Speech: Yes He Can (For The Moment)…
 

Brave Newspaper Press Operator Will Stop ‘Muslim Fundamentalist’ Barack Obama

At the Ottawa Herald of Franklin County, Kansas, even the guys who work the newspaper printing press can write a column for the “op ed” section. And proving once again that small-town papers are like blogs without the quality control, pressman Gary Sillett contributed a terrific “community viewpoint” about the upcoming presidential election. “To elect Barack Obama to the highest office in the land would be nothing less than spitting on the graves of the victims of 9/11,” Sillett wrote last week. You know you want to read the rest. Read more on Brave Newspaper Press Operator Will Stop ‘Muslim Fundamentalist’ Barack Obama…
 

Obama’s Super Tuesday Super Speech!

Change is coming! Our time has come! Yes we can! Votes aren’t quite counted! House divided cannot stand! Winston tastes good like a cigarette should! Began as a whisper! Corn fields of Iowa! Teachers, cooks, hills of Nevada! Voices of the American People! Maybe we don’t have to be divided by the race and the gender! Crumbling schools! Not this time! Yes we can! Stakes Too High! Washington Players! Read more on Obama’s Super Tuesday Super Speech!…
 

All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements

Sure, Hopeful Barack Obama just got a bunch of endorsements from important political constituencies such as the mostly naked nymphs of American Apparel, the wealthy elderly survivors of the Grateful Dead, “jam band” hero Dave Matthews and teevee’s Dr. McCoy DeForest Kelly Oscar(TM)-winner Forest Whitaker. But what about half-dead pop groups from 40 years ago? [Funny Or Die] Read more on All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements…
 

But Is Barry Maybe Too Much Of A Pussy?

Sure, he’s a charismatic rainbow child whose half-man, half-Muslim, half-unicorn heritage makes him a ringer for Jack Kennedy. But is Senator Barack Obama maybe too much of a pussy to pull off this election thing? Experts disagree! Read more on But Is Barry Maybe Too Much Of A Pussy?…
 

ARNOLD ENDORSES McCAIN WHILE ARNOLD’S KENNEDY WIFE ENDORSES OBAMA: The rich really are different — they’re all insane! Schwarzenegger endorsed John McCain last week, after Rudy Giuliani dropped out in disgrace, and after Schwarzenegger weakly claimed he wouldn’t endorse anyone. But at a “surprise appearance” (with Oprah) in Los Angeles on Sunday, Arnold’s trophy-Kennedy wife Maria Shriver said she’s endorsing Barack Obama. WTF? Aren’t the various first couples supposed to at least pretend they’re on the same team? [New York Sun/Baltimore Sun] Read more on …
 

BARRY’S A LOSER AGAIN: Obama’s now down to 53% with Hillary at 32% and John Edwards finally up to 15%. Of course this is with about 15,000 votes counted out of maybe 350,000 ballots, so stay tuned and hit refresh constantly because Mike Gravel could still win this thing! [CNN Election Center SC] Read more on …
 

S.C. LANDSLIDE: BARRY OBAMA WITH 70%

With about a thousand votes counted, Barack Obama is the DESTROYER OF WORLDS with 71% of the vote, followed by Hillary/Bill with 21% and Sad John Edwards with like fourteen votes. What will we learn from all of this? How multi-cultural and bi-racial will the coalition become and what should we make of the dominant African-American electorate and the more diversity compared to … Whoops, sorry, we suddenly just started transcribing whatever horseshit they’re jabbering on Wonkette. Congratulations, South Carolinians! You people are so disenfranchised that only 1% of your vote counts!Obama Victorious In S.C. [The State] Read more on S.C. LANDSLIDE: BARRY OBAMA WITH 70%…
 

BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT OF SOUTH CAROLINA

Jesus, that was fast. With, uh, 0% reporting, MSNBC is projecting a massive victory for Barry Hussein Barack Obama and a crushing, horrific, humbling defeat for Hillary and Bill Clinton. Just kidding about the last part. Read more on BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT OF SOUTH CAROLINA…
 

Oprah Winfrey: Race Gender Traitor!

Oprah Winfrey’s endorsement of Barack Obama was supposed to create a permanent coalition between white women who watch daytime teevee and half-Kenyan Harvard Law Review editors. Instead, Oprah’s nutty fans have switched from the television to the Internet, where they’re all leaving terrible messages on Oprah’s own official website message board. “For the first time in history we actually have a shot at putting a woman in the White House and Oprah backs the black MAN,” some angry lady commented. “She’s choosing her race over her gender.” Read more on Oprah Winfrey: Race Gender Traitor!…
 

Barack Obama’s Hawaiian Freedom March

Barry Obama is the first serious black candidate for president since Bill Clinton or Alan Keyes or whoever. But does he know about Martin Luther King Jr.? Yes, he does! He knows you need to go to the church and do the thing and talk all Southern. Even Al Gore could do that, back when Al Gore was about to be elected president, back in 2000. [Washington Post] Read more on Barack Obama’s Hawaiian Freedom March…
 

OBAMA FINALLY GIVES UP (NEVADA): Barry Hussein did pretty well in Reno, which is a mostly black/Muslim area, but Hillary smashed his Hope down here in Las Vegas, despite the busboys’ union endorsement. Obama’s official statement is a dignified and hopeful message. Ha ha, just kidding: It just whines about all the hundreds of caucus irregularities. Also, Obama won more actual delegates, so he actually won after all! Read more on …
 

Crushing Victory For Hillary With 50.05%

Suck it, Barry! You only got like three percent less than Hillary! NOBODY LIKES BLACK PEOPLE. Of course, you, the Wonkette reader with Internet Access, already know this, thanks to Newell’s post and, perhaps, teevee news. Lots more coming, including a stupid movie! Read more on Crushing Victory For Hillary With 50.05%…