Posts Tagged ‘barney the dog’

Dear House Republicans: It’s 100% A Trap.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

The only people that like Obama at all anymore are a bunch of lazy illegals who wish they had jobs, and who, instead of just getting a job at a car plant or a Sam Goody (Not Bankrupt Yet! ™), hope that Obama can “create” jobs. Right. [RedState]
Chuck Schumer will reprogram his new intern, Kirsten Gillibrand, as he pleases. He will start with her, hmm let’s see, political identifications and belief system. That should do it. [Ben Smith]
About a dozen House Republicans are headed to Rahm Emanuel’s house tonight. House Republicans are known for their love of Kosher food. [CNN Political Ticker]
When Obama took over Whitehouse.gov, he has prevented presidential historians from accessing such information of import as a video of First Dog Barney scurrying around Michael Phelps to the tune of “Ripple.” This is not change.gov we can believe in. [Daily Kos]
Obama is secretly planning on giving the entirety of the stimulus bill to his old friends The ACORNs. [The Corner]

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Here are the predictions of Igor Panarin, some sort of soothsaying Slavic gypsy, in which China, Mexico, and Canada all go halfsies on a ruined United States. [Gawker]
How does Bush sleep at night? With Barney, the demonic hallucination-inducing terrier thing. [GQ]
The Republican National Committee is going rogue! The RNC is holding leadership talent shows without involvement from the actual Republican Party. [CNN Political Ticker]
The Governor of Oregon would like to institute a “mileage tax” instead of a gas tax, under which drivers would pay for roads based on how much they use them. Jonah Goldberg’s panties are in such a twist over this idea that he will quote Macbeth for no conceivable reason. [The Corner]
The MSM has declared that Caroline Kennedy is unfit to be a human being, let alone Replacement Hillary, because of the frequency with which she says “you know.” [Politico]