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SLOPPY, MEAN HARRY REID COULD NOT NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW FAT THE PRESIDENT’S DOG APPARENTLY WAS: “When Bush invited Reid for coffee in the Oval Office in the final weeks of his presidency, the president’s dog walked in, and Reid insulted the president’s pet. ‘Your dog is fat,’ he said.” But does it really [...]
One fellow on the Internet is very upset that greatest hero ever George W. Bush charged hundreds of dollars for tickets to his “rodeo speech” in some wingnut Oklahoma town on July 4, but whatever, money is cool. Your Wonkette, however, is very disappointed in Junior for something else, his biggest mistake since Iraq and [...]
After dreaming about winning both an Olympic Gold Medal and golf’s Ryder Cup tournament, in two-dimensions, George Bush’s dog Barney is awoken by the president himself. “You better wake up fella,” George Bush tells the dog. “There’s a lot of work to do around here.” Then George Bush makes Barney decorate the entire White House, [...]
Current White House Dog Goes On Biting Spree
by Ken Layne
Barney, currently the only black male in the White House, is extremely pissed off since hearing he’ll soon be deported to Texas so that a black human can be the president while some common mutt street dog will become the nation’s new First Pet. So Barney just cold bit this douche Reuters reporter, who had [...]
President Bush Demonstrates His Respect For Military Decorum
by Alex Pareene
Barney’s War On Xmas: ‘This Is Me Bitch, Miss Beazley’
by Ken Layne
The Week in Wonkette: Today Harriet, Tomorrow the Jury
by wonkette
Barney Discovers the Identity of the Next SCOTUS Nominee
by wonkette
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