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Nobody Wants To Have Barbecue With John McCain

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Who pulled my pork?Even though WALNUTS! has the most tantalizing dry-rub recipe this side of Rudolph Valentino, an overwhelming majority of Americans would rather enjoy a tasty side of Barack Obama this summer. A survey reveals the tragic truth: nobody wants to hang out with the angry old war vet except other angry old war vets. MORE »