Tag: barbara walters

Donald Trump Love-Gushing Over Hillary Clinton Is Bestest Thing You’ll See All Day!

Sounds like this Donald Trump guy thinks Hillary Clinton should be in the White House!
Chopped liver, apparently.

Megyn Kelly Would Like To Wherever-Bleed All Over Donald Trump Some More, Please

You know that thing about how Megyn Kelly is sometimes a common Fox News shill, but other times she actually does journalism sorta kinda, therefore we don't quite hate her as much as we hate all the other Fox News...

Megyn Kelly Was Really Barfy The Day Her Wherever Bled All Over Donald Trump

Ooh Megyn Kelly is so great, ahh, she's nowhere near as much of a braindead loud-mouthed tub of dickcheese giblets as Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly. She even thinks her own brain thoughts sometimes, unlike those other Fox News...
Warrior president.

Rick Santorum Beated Up Whoopi Goldberg And ISIS, Will Be Toughest President

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion doctor ex-boyfriend, has sent out a fundraising email. No, we do not know how the Washington...
Me is the president I have been waiting for!

Jeb Bush Will Fight Gay Marriage Forever! Or Until He Changes His Mind

Jeb! Bush doesn't care what the Supreme Court says about gay marriage. At the Faith and Freedom Coalition funtimes party last week, he promised religious conservatives he'd fight against equality FOREVER AND EVER, because Jesus said you don't have...

RIP Edward Brooke, First Black Senator Since Reconstruction, First Black Dude Barbara Walters Boned

Edward Brooke, the first black U.S. senator since Reconstruction, has died. He was a Republican like they used to make 'em: urged Nixon to resign, supported public housing and school busing (in Massachusetts!) and the ERA, sexed up Barbara...

Barbara Walters Is 84, Owns A Vibrator. And?

This week, Barbara Walters told us about her vibrator. (The last time we paid attention to Barbara Walters, which apparently was 2007, she was recommending a specific brand of lube.) But BARBARA WALTERS IS 84 YEARS OLD!!!1! Now you...

Mean Girl Barbara Walters Makes Rielle Hunter Eat Her Terrible Lies

You know what we at Wonkette don't care about? Whether or not you want to read about and/or watch Rielle Hunter. We find everything about her, from the top of her shining golden head to the bottom of her...

We Need To Harsh on Barbara Walters For a Minute

Here is a fun behind-the-scenes glimpse from the nauseating world of sycophantic television journalism*: leaked emails show that the normally-benign daytime tube fixture Barbara Walters tried to help a 22-year-old press aide to murder-hungry Syrian despot Bashar al-Assad obtain...

Lucky Obama: ‘I Don’t Think About Sarah Palin’

Barack Obama readily admits that he lives in a bubble. Obviously, this has some distinct disadvantages for Understanding The People (as if "the people" ever provide a coherent opinion between them), and the idea has negative connotations. But it...

President Obama To Become President of Daytime Teevee

Barack Obama is going to be on The View on Thursday, because he is not too popular now, and he was popular in 2008 when he was on that show last, so certainly viewers who don't have jobs and...

Sarah Palin Probably Does Not Feel Bad For Barbara Walters, But She Should

Barbara Walters: So. You in this for the money or the Presidency? Sarah Palin: Barbara it is impossible to say what will happen in 2012 because it's going to happen in 2012. Ha, oh Barbara, don't you understand? That's the...

John McCain Buried In Pile Of Angry ‘View’ Hosts

What is the world coming to when the ladies on The View ask John McCain the toughest questions he's gotten in weeks? And yet even these hardened journalists don't follow up on one of his most infuriating talking points...

Violent Old FEMA Coot Wants To Be Famous!

Readers may remember the sad tale of Vincent Koley, the 74-year-old FEMA contractor who, while on a relief dispatch to flooded Iowa, hit some guy with his car and then beat him up with a golf club, all the...

Michelle Obama Talks Pantyhose On The Most Important Television Show Of Our Time, ‘The View’

This is the most crucial segment of Michelle Obama's amazing visit to The View, in which the ladies discuss Mrs. Obama's fierce guns, Whoopi Goldberg congratulates her for having teeth without gold around them, and Barbara Walters bitches about...