barbara bush
Barbara Bush As Sick Of All These Bushes As The Rest Of Us
Hey, America’s favorite (just kidding!) first lady, Barbara Bush! We know how we feel about the legacy of your son, George W. Bush, and we know how America feels about it (they LOVE it!), but why don’t you dust off that “famously blunt” mouthhole of yours and tell us how you feel. Should Jebbie be [...]
RNC Offers Video Tributes To Ron Paul, Other Losers
Sorry you can’t be president Ron Paul! Also, sorry you didn’t win enough states (any states, the Virgin Islands is not a state) and thus couldn’t secure a speaking slot at the Republican National Convention! Also also, sorry they treated your delegates all mean and changed the delegate rules so you and people like you [...]
George W. Bush Had Top Secret Prior Info That Obama Would Win in 2008
New reports out of France suggest that George W. Bush had prior knowledge of the evil librul plot to destroy America by electing an overwhelmingly centrist politician to succeed him. Let’s have the dirt, Buzzfeed: “George W. Bush told French President Nicolas Sarkozy that he had early intelligence that Democrat Barack Obama would be his [...]
Noted Empath Barbara Bush: Compromise Doesn’t ‘Rhyme With Rich’
by Kaia Mursi
The students at Southern Methodist University must have played a uniquely terrible prank on some crusty old dean, to be punished with an on-campus “daylong conference on the influence of the nation’s first ladies.” Only in Texas could this be considered not “cruel and unusual.” So let this be a liberal snob indoctrination to you, [...]
Half of George W. Bush’s Daughters Are Now Gay-Marriage Advocates
by Jack Stuef
Hey look, it’s that daughter, the one who was the bottom. The other one always seemed to take more after her father; this one, after all, actually seems slightly interested in politics and not quite so much in booze. So not only is Barbara Bush in favor of socialist health care plots (wow, remember that [...]
Can you believe it’s been nearly 38 years since Roe v. Wade was settled? That’s the lifetimes of like two and a half Justin Biebers. So it should come as no surprise that we still have to hear about this thing day in and day out, yes? Good, because that’s the case. Fetuses did not [...]
Barbara Bush: I Wasn’t the One Who Put the Fetus In the Jar
by Jack Stuef
Here’s a shocking twist in the Fetusjargate story: Larry King got Barbara Bush ON THE RECORD about putting her fetus in a jar and parading it around the house for George W. and everyone else to see. According to Barbara, “memories dim a little bit,” and the story Bush wrote in his book isn’t true. [...]
George W. Bush Told Gordon Brown He Would Have Endorsed Obama
by Jack Stuef
That whole Barbara Bush fetus jar thing from yesterday really screwed up her son’s mind, so much so that in 2008, during the buildup to the general election, he told former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and a group of dignitaries he would have endorsed Barack Obama if Obama’s people had asked him. And that [...]
Young George W. Bush Traumatized By Barbara Bush’s Fetus Jar
by Jack Stuef
Some people give lame reasons to be pro-life, but George W. Bush really has a pretty good excuse. While on his current “Say Anything To Get People To Buy My Book Nobody Would Read Otherwise” tour, Bush revealed to Matt Lauer the reason he dislikes abortion: His mother had a miscarriage when he was a [...]
Barbara Bush’s Genetic Makeup Fails To Make Her Hate Health Care for Poors
by Jack Stuef
Barbara Bush the Younger was on Fox News Sunday on Fox News Sunday to talk about some new scheme to “bring health equity to the U.S. and Africa,” and shocked Chris Wallace by admitting that she was not against our Socialissimo forcing patriots to have something that pays to fix their hearts after the fried [...]
New Book Reveals Full Extent Of Bush Twin Naughtiness
Here is news that will be shocking to zero persons: the Bush twins were a bit of a handful for their Secret Service detail back in the day! Yeah, they liked to party a lot, and would occasionally try to slip out unsupervised. Jenna appears to have been the bigger pain in the ass (!!!??!). [...]
BARBARA BUSH HAS SUCCESSFUL HEART SURGERY: Former first lady (and a Pierce by birth, never you forget) Barbara Bush underwent what the cretins call “open heart surgery” earlier today. Doctors successfully removed the Jameson bottle and now she’s… oops, wrong Kennedy. You only heard about this news tonight because it would have been very uncouth [...]
Pleasant Young Gay In Anguish Over Dinners At White House
Some guy who was college buddies with Barbara Bush (the young one) went to the White House for dinner a couple times during George W. Bush’s first term, and now he feels icky about it because of the war, and because he is gay. Is this just a completely banal retelling of a fairly boring [...]
You’ve seen the drunken Bush falling down the stadium steps, you’ve seen the sweaty drunken Bush baffled by the volleyball gal’s ass, and you’ve seen him making terrible faces while his daughter cringes. You maybe even saw a similar shot to this one, over at Gawker’s nice collection of Bush In China Foto Funnies, but [...]
A Children’s Treasury of Stupid Bush-In-China Pictures of Ladies’ Volleyball
by Ken Layne
So, George W. Bush sure enjoyed his Olympic Chinese holiday! Here he is with the volleyball girls, living every heterosexual man’s dream. Let’s see how many ridiculous ways your beloved Mainstream Media tries to describe this scene, in a Children’s Treasury of dumb captions about the president pounding the asses of six-foot-tall bikini girls.
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