Tag: barbara bush
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'That woman,' said Richard Nixon admiringly, 'knows how to hate.'
Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.
Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy.
Look this good when 92 you are, you will not.
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We thought he was just going to vote for her SECRETLY. Now the cat's out of the bag!
Um, guys, can we let Malia Obama be a normal 18-year-old kid?
JENNA BUSH, YOUR HUSBAND IS WATCHING.
Dubya talked some smack about Donald Trump at a fundraiser, without even saying Trump's name. Does this mean he is #ImWithHer? MAYBE.
Marco Rubio is doing so awesome at winning not first place in the Republican primary! Last week, he received the "Fine, you're better than Jeb I guess" nod from South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, which helped him sweep second-ish place on...
We'll have your full Nevada/South Carolina wrap up for you bright and early Sunday morning, but there are some things you gotta get on right away. Or at least, just as soon as you've finished your soup. Jeb Bush's...
Americans are an inquisitive people, always driven to seek out answers to the questions that matter, like "Is there proof of Albert Einstein's theorized gravitational waves?" or "How should we address the threat of global warming?" or "Is our...
BREAKING NEWS, Jeb Bush opened his mouth and his dick came out and then he stepped on it: “I was commander-in-chief of the National Guard. I visited Iraq and Afghanistan. The National Guard in Florida took the responsibility of running...
John Ellis J.E.B. Jeb Bush was squirted out of his mama's beautiful mind on this day, but in the last century, some 63 or so years ago, somewhere in the middle of a Texas oil field, probably. While his...