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Posts Tagged ‘barbara bush’

GIRLS GONE WILD

New Book Reveals Full Extent Of Bush Twin Naughtiness

Monday, July 20th, 2009

The Obama girls are just not going to be as much fun.Here is news that will be shocking to zero persons: the Bush twins were a bit of a handful for their Secret Service detail back in the day! Yeah, they liked to party a lot, and would occasionally try to slip out unsupervised. Jenna appears to have been the bigger pain in the ass (!!!??!). Why was George Bush not impeached over his failure to control his college-aged daughters, who more and more appear to be the sort of fun, boozy Southern girls who end up as real classy society dames working as docents at your local mid-sized modern art museum? MORE »


AMERICA'S GRANDMOTHER

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

After George saw this picture, he knew he had to buy her/BARBARA BUSH HAS SUCCESSFUL HEART SURGERY: Former first lady (and a Pierce by birth, never you forget) Barbara Bush underwent what the cretins call “open heart surgery” earlier today. Doctors successfully removed the Jameson bottle and now she’s… oops, wrong Kennedy. You only heard about this news tonight because it would have been very uncouth to alert the public to this embarrassing affair earlier in the day. Oh, puddingsticks. [CNN]


ETIQUETTE

Pleasant Young Gay In Anguish Over Dinners At White House

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

He spent many an evening smelling Barney's farts!Some guy who was college buddies with Barbara Bush (the young one) went to the White House for dinner a couple times during George W. Bush’s first term, and now he feels icky about it because of the war, and because he is gay. Is this just a completely banal retelling of a fairly boring bunch of stories, or is it the most fascinating thing ever…OR BOTH? MORE »


DRUNKS

One More Drunken Bush At Olympics Photo!

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

OK, what the hell are you even...
You’ve seen the drunken Bush falling down the stadium steps, you’ve seen the sweaty drunken Bush baffled by the volleyball gal’s ass, and you’ve seen him making terrible faces while his daughter cringes. You maybe even saw a similar shot to this one, over at Gawker’s nice collection of Bush In China Foto Funnies, but this is something special, so very special and retarded. TWO-MINUTES LATER UPDATE: It’s a crappy photoshop. But funny! [Democratic Underground]


GETS MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT

A Children’s Treasury of Stupid Bush-In-China Pictures of Ladies’ Volleyball

Monday, August 11th, 2008

He'd hit it.
So, George W. Bush sure enjoyed his Olympic Chinese holiday! Here he is with the volleyball girls, living every heterosexual man’s dream. Let’s see how many ridiculous ways your beloved Mainstream Media tries to describe this scene, in a Children’s Treasury of dumb captions about the president pounding the asses of six-foot-tall bikini girls. MORE »


NEW YORK TIMES

NYT: Michelle Obama Just Like Barbara Bush Sr.

Monday, June 9th, 2008

New first lady Michelle Obama is a young, stylish, beautiful and successful corporate attorney from humble south-side-of-Chicago beginnings. In other words, she’s just like ancient yankee matron aristocrat Barbara Bush. MORE »


ROBERT NOVAK

Larry Craig, David Phillips Spotted in DC (Separately)

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

This week, Larry Craig, David Phillips, Robert Novak, Monica Goodling, and Barbara Bush were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Vote For Hillary To Begin The Bloodbath!

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

FUNNY PICTURES

Jenna and Barbara Teach Elmo a Smoking Game and a Drinking Game

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

And then they got him high and fucked him in the bathroom, the end.

More hot Bush Twins-on-Elmo pix, after the jump.

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BARBARA BUSH

FACEBUSH UPDATE: BARBARA’S PROFILE REVEALED

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/01/facebush-thumb.jpgHere it is, Barbara Bush’s Facebook profile (click to enlarge). Like everything else in this world, it’s a massive disappointment. She’s no Pierce, that’s for damn sure. MORE »


BARBARA BUSH

URGENT, BREAKING: BUSH TWIN ON FACEBOOK

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

bushfacebook.jpgIvyGate has a bombshell: First Twin Barbara Bush may be on Facebook. There’s a friends-only Yale Alum profile with her name on it, and we’d all love to see the contents. MORE »