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  it's morning in america

Barbara Boxer Does Boxing Analogy To Carly Fiorina’s ‘Wall Street Values’

California heavyweight Barbara Boxer pulled no punches as she savagely pounded newcomer rival Carly Fiorina in a decision knockout filled with low blows and direct hits. Before a ringside audience outside San Francisco, Boxer dominated despite a height disadvantage (she literally stood her ground atop a wooden box) and Fiorina’s low blows and cheap shots. Fiorina, showing her roots as a nasty boardroom brawler better known for taking down her own entourage than for defeating opponents, was bloodied by Boxer’s repeated slams. What? You mean we don’t need to use all the boxing metaphors this morning? Okay, well Fiorina … got her ass handed to her? What sport is that? Read more on Barbara Boxer Does Boxing Analogy To Carly Fiorina’s ‘Wall Street Values’… Read more on Barbara Boxer Does Boxing Analogy To Carly Fiorina’s ‘Wall Street Values’…
  campaign scrapbooks

Carly Fiorina’s Got a Posse (It Is Very Small!)

GOP Senate candidate and high-tech dynamo Carly Fiorina has been sending her loyal supporters to protest Barbara Boxer and her new “Jobs for California Tour” — aka the “broken promises tour,” ha. Fiorina’s paparazzi have been taking pictures of her protester armies and posting them on her online Twitpic photo album, to show We the Tweeple how much she’s loved. But maybe she should stop it because HEY WHERE IS EVERYBODY? Read more on Carly Fiorina’s Got a Posse (It Is Very Small!)…
  charming

Carly Fiorina Learns About Live Mics While Mocking Barbara Boxer’s Hair

Carly Fiorina is already abusing her lifelong “you can’t make fun of my hair because I had cancer” privileges by savagely mocking the hair of actual senator Barbara Boxer. What’s Carly’s excuse? Oh gosh, she didn’t know those broadcast microphones and video cameras pointed at her were turned on. Watch the shameful video. Read more on Carly Fiorina Learns About Live Mics While Mocking Barbara Boxer’s Hair…
  rumors on the internets

LOLberals Are Mental Children

Liberals are totally leotarded according to a recent poll administered by Zogby International, which polled a self-selected group of Internet individuals about economics and GOTCHA the liberals did terrible! [Wall Street Journal/Econ Watch] Read more on LOLberals Are Mental Children…
  it's morning in america

Other Non-Liveblogged Primaries Also Merit Your Attention!

And now, the primary results you’ve all been waiting for … the race for the GOP nomination for South Carolina’s first congressional district! Wait, you weren’t waiting for this? Well, fuck you. Strom Thurmond’s son advanced to a runoff against the only black Republican in South Carolina’s state legislature. Bet you think it’s interesting now, huh? Jerk. Read more on Other Non-Liveblogged Primaries Also Merit Your Attention!… Read more on Other Non-Liveblogged Primaries Also Merit Your Attention!…
  democracy's legacy

There Is Nothing That Carly Fiorina Hated More In The 90s Than Voting

Carly Fiorina is notable for exactly one thing: like three weeks ago, she became famous for having the Internet’s worst website. She thought it would be enough, you see, to let people know that the worlds “Carly Fiorina” sort of sound like “California,” and this is how she expected to defeat Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat. Just by pointing out this one thing. But now there’s a new Carly Fiorina thing! Specifically Fiorina, like eBay lady/gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman, doesn’t care for voting, just simply does not care for it. Read more on There Is Nothing That Carly Fiorina Hated More In The 90s Than Voting…
  bomb washington dc again

Oh Good Gravy, Now Barbara Boxer Is Saying The Taliban Thing

Barbara Boxer sees Brad Woodhouse’s “Republicans = Taliban” and raises him a “Republicans, namely Michael Steele = Taliban + Hamas,” which is true, but not really because of Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize. Read more on Oh Good Gravy, Now Barbara Boxer Is Saying The Taliban Thing…
  race to the apocalypse

Carly Fiorina Comes Through With The Very Witty Senate Campaign Slogan!

Wealthy corporate human Carly Fiorina, the disgraced dingbat liar from John McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign, is planning a run against Barbara Boxer in next year’s California Senate race. Cute! And yesterday she launched a hilarious FLASH website that everybody has been making fun of because it is so cheesy. You should watch the opening FLASH segment! Carly Fiorina, you guys! [Carly for California] Read more on Carly Fiorina Comes Through With The Very Witty Senate Campaign Slogan!…
  wrapped up in books

Barbara Boxer’s New Dick Cheney Hate Fiction And Other Stories

“Quality, not quantity” is an epigram that’s in favor with people who realize that they do not have a sufficient amount of a thing. So, in maybe related news: why, look how many famous authors and Senators from California are in DC this week, peddling everything from memoirs to barely fictionalized romans a clefs about similarly named Senators from California! Read more on Barbara Boxer’s New Dick Cheney Hate Fiction And Other Stories…
  how puerile

Barbara Boxer On Jim Inhofe: He Has A Vagina

Wonkette liberal junk mail target operative “Rita” sends us this scan of “a postcard I got from Barbara Boxer thanking California voters for their support.” We don’t really know where the “thanking” part is — do they make two-sided paper these days? — all we see is Barbara Boxer calling her arch enemy Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe a woman. Even worse, a former woman. Is Barbara Boxer trying to tell us something? Read more on Barbara Boxer On Jim Inhofe: He Has A Vagina…
  rumors on the internets

The Politico Knows Where You Sleep, Dawn

The Politico, having already sufficiently raped and pillaged the Morning, Evening, and Afternoon, now has its sights set on the THE DAWN, the rosy fingertips of which it will pry its signature demon scooplets from mercilessly. (No but, uh, actually. See bottom.) [Ben Smith] Read more on The Politico Knows Where You Sleep, Dawn…
  america' flourishing stimulus debate

Lindsey Graham, Barbara Boxer Hold Slap Fight On Senate Floor

Here’s a clip from the popular Hardball “Sideshow” segment — the part that covers the exact same stuff as the rest of the show but is tagged, arbitrarily, as being super wacky! — in which Lindsey Graham gets really gay about The Stimulus Package, because it doesn’t give Mother any funds with which to buy him a pony. Barbara Boxer shouts “GEORGE BUSH” just to shut him up, and Graham laments that no one ever buys him nice things. [YouTube] Read more on Lindsey Graham, Barbara Boxer Hold Slap Fight On Senate Floor…
  blowvember

DING DING DING Senate Aide Arrested For Kiddie Porn DING

A “high-level” aide to communist Sen. Barbara Boxer of California has been arrested after — whoops! — he was caught chatting and swapping cock pictures with 13-year-old boys on a liberal social network called “Google Hello.” Gross! And the funny thing about one of those 13-year-old boys was that he was actually an FBI detective, trying to capture him. OOPS. Let’s learn more about Mr. Jeff Rosato, who has walked straight into a cold Blowvember gust. Read more on DING DING DING Senate Aide Arrested For Kiddie Porn DING…
  groundbreaking political hairstyles

WHAT HAS BARBARA BOXER DONE TO HER HAIR? Maybe it’s just been a while since we’ve seen her on television. Now she looks like Meredith Viera. Dude down the aisle from us is losing his mind clapping for Barbara Boxer. “Sixty is the new fifty,” the end, thank you California. Onward. Read more on …