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Badass Barbara Boxer Sh*ts On Electoral College, Just Because It Keeps Picking The Loser

And next, we adopt the Metric System!
No one will be able to read them, anyway.

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Breaking political news to grandchildren is the pits

Badass Sen. Barbara Boxer Has Some Questions About Donald Trump’s Illegal Immigrant Models

Maybe the Department Of Homeland Security might be interested in looking into this!
No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

DNC Night Two: How Many Hours Will Bill Clinton Talk Tonight? Here Is Your Livebloog!

Night Two of the DNC started with the formal nomination of Hillary Clinton as U.S. America's first female major party nominee

Black GOP Senator Treated Just As Badly By Cops As Black Folks Who Aren’t GOP Senators

Maybe white Republicans will listen to THIS guy.

Despite Drought, Plenty Of Nuts Available In California Primary: Your Senate Sunday

With 34 candidates running for U.S. Senate, California is awash in eccentrics. It's like that without an election, too, isn't it?

Carly Fiorina Wants To Know Why She’s The Only Chick Who Gets Sexismed

Carly Fiorina's 15 minutes sure went by fast, didn't they? One minute she was nobody, the next minute she was that pathological liar who'd spouted a whole bunch of demonstrably untrue horsecrap about Planned Parenthood during the Republican debate...
Maybe the demon sheep ruined HP.

Time To Add ‘Deadbeat Loser’ To Carly Fiorina’s List Of Accomplishments

Here are some things we know about Carly Fiorina. She's a liar, for one. But she's not merely an occasional liar. She's a hardcore addicted-like-it's-top-shelf-heroin pathological liar. Also? She's one of the worst CEOs in the history of CEOing....
Maybe the demon sheep ruined HP.

Did Carly Fiorina Run Hewlett-Packard Into The Ground, Or Did SEXISM Do It?

Carly Fiorina has had a busy couple of decades! There was the 1990s, when she was so tied up she didn't have a chance to vote, and there was the 2000s, when she thought a good way to get Barbara...
She's a 'winner'

Carly Fiorina Will Win White House With Her Record Of Success. Also, Her Vagina

If you are an American who would love to see a woman in the White House, even though you do not care about gender because you just want the best man for the job even if he's a lady, good...
We built this!

Koch Brothers: Sorry, 1st Amendment Won’t Let Us Divulge How We’re Buying Climate-Change Deniers

The recent revelation that Wei-Hock Soon, one of the top "respectable" climate change deniers out there, gets most of his funding from the coal and oil industry has led Congressional Democrats to attempt to Follow The Money in the...
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The People Have Spoken, And Obama Does Not Love America

It's a good thing Republicans have been questioning President Obama's patriotism -- finally! -- because it turns out they're just saying what we've all been thinking: Obama probably doesn't love America. A new Huffington Post/YouGov poll found that less than...
Call them by their proper titles: Legislative Badasses

Badasses Elizabeth Warren And Elijah Cummings Give Joe Scarborough A Talking-To

What have we here? Oh, just another plan from two of Wonkette's most favorite legislators, Bestest Senator Ever Elizabeth Warren and Inaugural Legislative Badass award winner Rep. Elijah Cummings, to save the middle class from the Republican plan to...
Just like Hillary Clinton, ONLY BETTER.

Carly Fiorina Will Be Best Lady President EVER, Says Carly Fiorina

Poor failure-at-everything Carly Fiorina. She really wants to be president, you guys, and she's still eager to persuade America to want that too. But like everything else she tries to do, she is failing. Sad face. Super sad face. Here's her...
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

Ted Cruz Just Gonna Wage A Little All-Out Civil War In The Senate, No Big

Don't you just love the smell of Republican civil war in the morning? Actual Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is desperate to show everyone just how grown-up and leadership-y and Get Things Done he can be, but Not-Actual Senate...
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Who Will Be California’s Next Barbara Boxer? (Hint: It Is Probably Scott Brown)

Well, it had to happen sometime, and apparently that "sometime" is 2016, because Barbara Boxer, one of the best liberals to ever lib up the Senate chamber with her San Francisco valyews, has announced to her grandson on video...