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Liveblogging Part VI: Californication … Jerry Brown Is Governor Again
by Ken Layne 11:30 pm November 2, 2010
With polls closed in the bankrupt republic of California, ABC 7 in Los Angeles is bravely sticking to Dancing With the Stars. Everything about tonight is fantastic. But what about the “Year of the Billionaire Woman,” that thing we had in 2010? Did Meg Whitman manage to buy a very expensive thing almost nobody else [...]
Carly Fiorina In Hospital, Meg Whitman Concedes To Governor Brown
by Ken Layne 3:49 pm October 26, 2010
Let’s check in with our California Bureau to see what’s going on with all the hawt governor races and Senate races and the Marijuana Legalize It law and other such concerns in the world’s fifth sixth seventh ninth tenth biggest failed economy. First, the Republican lady who destroyed so many lives in California, Carly Fiorina, [...]
Barbara Boxer Is Married (Sorry?)
by Riley Waggaman 10:35 am September 28, 2010
Cool Boxer Staffer Arrested For Bringing Pot Into Hart Building
by Jack Stuef 4:54 pm September 8, 2010
An advisor to Sen. Barbara Boxer was arrested yesterday for having some marijuana on him during a security screening at the Hart Senate Office Building yesterday, according to Politico, which is known for sticking pot in the pockets of Hill staffers along with copies of Politico. Marcus Stanley, the pot-haver in question, has worked on [...]
Barbara Boxer Does Boxing Analogy To Carly Fiorina’s ‘Wall Street Values’
by Ken Layne 8:33 am September 2, 2010
California heavyweight Barbara Boxer pulled no punches as she savagely pounded newcomer rival Carly Fiorina in a decision knockout filled with low blows and direct hits. Before a ringside audience outside San Francisco, Boxer dominated despite a height disadvantage (she literally stood her ground atop a wooden box) and Fiorina’s low blows and cheap shots. [...]
Carly Fiorina’s Got a Posse (It Is Very Small!)
by Lauri Apple 8:17 am July 8, 2010
GOP Senate candidate and high-tech dynamo Carly Fiorina has been sending her loyal supporters to protest Barbara Boxer and her new “Jobs for California Tour” — aka the “broken promises tour,” ha. Fiorina’s paparazzi have been taking pictures of her protester armies and posting them on her online Twitpic photo album, to show We the [...]
Barbara Boxer’s Twitter Baffled By All Those Udall Endorsements
by Ken Layne 11:41 pm June 28, 2010
Senator Boxer is very thankful for Stewart/Mo/Mark/Tom Udall’s nice endorsement/letter/whatever, in that one state, in the Western U.S. What a guy(s)! [Twitter]
Carly Fiorina Learns About Live Mics While Mocking Barbara Boxer’s Hair
by Ken Layne 10:09 am June 10, 2010
Carly Fiorina is already abusing her lifelong “you can’t make fun of my hair because I had cancer” privileges by savagely mocking the hair of actual senator Barbara Boxer. What’s Carly’s excuse? Oh gosh, she didn’t know those broadcast microphones and video cameras pointed at her were turned on. Watch the shameful video.
Liberals are totally leotarded according to a recent poll administered by Zogby International, which polled a self-selected group of Internet individuals about economics and GOTCHA the liberals did terrible! [Wall Street Journal/Econ Watch] Did you hear? Last night patriarchy was overthrown in America! Now that women rule the civilized world, be prepared for mandatory Mama [...]
Other Non-Liveblogged Primaries Also Merit Your Attention!
by Josh Fruhlinger 8:40 am June 9, 2010
And now, the primary results you’ve all been waiting for … the race for the GOP nomination for South Carolina’s first congressional district! Wait, you weren’t waiting for this? Well, fuck you. Strom Thurmond’s son advanced to a runoff against the only black Republican in South Carolina’s state legislature. Bet you think it’s interesting now, [...]
Internet More Hateful Than Ever, So Write Mean Things In The Comments!
by Riley Waggaman 5:31 pm March 16, 2010
Why won’t Barack Obama let The Troops who liberated Haiti from Hugo Chavez’s earthquake machine fly the Stars and Stripes? [The Corner] NASA discovered a delightful popcorn shrimp frolicking 600 feet below Antarctica. [The Daily Dish] Here is some horrifying footage of Barbara Boxer’s cap and trade-powered Zeppelin carpet bombing the quiet streets of Malibu [...]
There Is Nothing That Carly Fiorina Hated More In The 90s Than Voting
by Juli Weiner 9:42 am October 15, 2009
Carly Fiorina is notable for exactly one thing: like three weeks ago, she became famous for having the Internet’s worst website. She thought it would be enough, you see, to let people know that the worlds “Carly Fiorina” sort of sound like “California,” and this is how she expected to defeat Barbara Boxer for her [...]
Oh Good Gravy, Now Barbara Boxer Is Saying The Taliban Thing
by Jim Newell 3:26 pm October 9, 2009
Barbara Boxer sees Brad Woodhouse’s “Republicans = Taliban” and raises him a “Republicans, namely Michael Steele = Taliban + Hamas,” which is true, but not really because of Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize.
Carly Fiorina Comes Through With The Very Witty Senate Campaign Slogan!
by Jim Newell 11:10 am September 23, 2009
Wealthy corporate human Carly Fiorina, the disgraced dingbat liar from John McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign, is planning a run against Barbara Boxer in next year’s California Senate race. Cute! And yesterday she launched a hilarious FLASH website that everybody has been making fun of because it is so cheesy. You should watch the opening FLASH [...]
Barbara Boxer’s New Dick Cheney Hate Fiction And Other Stories
by Juli Weiner 12:20 pm August 3, 2009
“Quality, not quantity” is an epigram that’s in favor with people who realize that they do not have a sufficient amount of a thing. So, in maybe related news: why, look how many famous authors and Senators from California are in DC this week, peddling everything from memoirs to barely fictionalized romans a clefs about [...]
