May 27, 2012
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British Lord In Spot Of Bother After Putting $10 Million Bounty on Barack Obama’s Head
by Erik Jay 1:22 pm April 16, 2012
Lord Ahmed of Rotherham, a suspiciously Muslin-sounding Labour peer, was suspended last night after allegedly claiming he would put up a £10million bounty for the capture of Barack Obama, for pallin’ around with terrists and also for putting up a $10 million bounty of his own for Hafiz Muhammed Saeed, the alleged orchestrator of the [...]
The Obamas Made 800+ Trillion Dollars Last Year (Per Day)
by Jim Newell 2:06 pm April 13, 2012
Presidential tax returns for the Obamas and Bidens have been posted online, oh boy. Let’s see, did they make above the median income… yes they did, so: BOO! Jerks. Let’s steal their nice clothes and give them to kitties.
Coffee to wash down the valium, amirite? Sure, this is from yesterday, and the RNC clearly isn’t aware the news cycle has already changed. But we particularly liked that their patented guilt-by-guilt is calling out one Barack Hussein Killyourmama as personally going around insulting women’s choices, because everyone knows that is just a thing that [...]
George W. Bush Wishes Bush Tax Cuts Were Named After His Father, Not Him
by Erik Jay 1:30 pm April 10, 2012
Former President and world-wide champion rodeo clown George W. Bush said Tuesday he wishes his name weren’t so firmly attached to one of his administration’s signature pieces of legislation known as the “Bush Tax Cuts.” He recently made his feelings known at the New York Historical Society. But why is the former president having such [...]
Stunning Victory For Furious Wingnuts: Obama Camp No Longer Cutting $10 Off Sweatshirts With Hoods
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 11:28 am April 10, 2012
Did you hear the news???!? The Obama campaign had cut the price of their hooded Obama sweatshirts from $50 to $40, and this was a race-baiting disgrace! And now the hooded sweatshirts are back up to full price! VICTORY! FREEDOM! NOM NOM NOM BRAINZ!
GOP Rep. Hartzler Absolutely Sure She Isn’t Sure That Obama’s Birth Certificate Is Real
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 9:01 am April 10, 2012
Fringe loonball Rep. Vicky Hartzler’s weary spokesman has this report to share with us regarding the minutes of Hartzler’s latest group therapy session with her constituents: “In responding to a constituent’s question regarding the Obama birth certificate, Congresswoman Hartzler confirmed that this issue has been raised by many 4th District citizens with whom she has [...]
Noted Scholar ‘Chuck Grassley’s Twitter’ Calls Obama ‘Stupid’
by Jim Newell 12:15 pm April 9, 2012
Constituents askd why i am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law — ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) April 7, 2012 And so it was that Iowa senior Senator Chuck Grassley called President Obama “stupid” on Twitter, six minutes after the previous tweet [...]
Rick Warren Joins Furious Wingnuts: Obama’s ‘Freedom To Worship’ Is War On Religion
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 11:50 am April 9, 2012
You would be forgiven for thinking that it would be FUCKING MORONIC for the Right to be all in an uproar because President Ignatius Q. Muslin uses the phrase “freedom of worship” sometimes instead of exclusively saying “freedom of religion.” But have you really learned so little in all this time? Now Obama’s onetime buddy [...]
Breitbart’s Ghost: Obama Exploited Catholics By Being Endorsed By Them
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 2:20 pm April 6, 2012
It is War on Catholics Day here at your Wonkette HQ, because there is nothing Barack Obama won’t do to Ruin Easter. He hates Catholics so much that he worked for a super-anti-Catholic Catholic Cardinal, at whose Catholic-hating knee he learned to make war on Catholics in the first place. And now Ghost of Breitbart’s [...]
Wingnuts Have New Kenyan Communist Anti-Colonial Enemy No. 1: Archbishop Desmond Tutu
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 11:13 am April 6, 2012
You guys, we did not know this was a thing? Observers are asking why a Catholic university in Spokane would invite Archbishop Desmond Tutu to address its graduating class considering his decades-long record of supporting abortion, homosexuality, female ordination, theological liberalism, and collectivist economic theories condemned by the Roman Catholic Church. So in addition to [...]
A Reminder That Mitt Romney Spent A Full 100 Years Getting Every Degree At Harvard
by Jim Newell 12:01 pm April 5, 2012
Romney says Obama has “spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.” Romney spent more time attending Harvard than Obama did. — Kasie Hunt (@kasie) April 5, 2012 Mitt Romney, privileged child of a prominent American politician, attended Harvard University for four years to pick up two professional degrees, in law and business, before heading into [...]
Conservatives Wonder: If Obama Hates Paul Ryan’s Plan So Much, Why Can’t We Feed Park Animals?
by Jim Newell 4:50 pm April 4, 2012
There is a fantastic new, although possibly old, line of argumentation gaining traction among the more blowhardy blow-hards on the rightward end of the political spectrum: park animals: why won’t President Obama repeal the laws that forbid people from feeding animals at national parks, now that he’s leveraging the term “Social Darwinism” in its most [...]
Here Nerds, Have A Mid-Afternoon Obama/Uhura Snack, For ‘Bating
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 2:30 pm April 4, 2012
Yeah yeah, President Obama seems to be in this picture too, but DAMN, Nichelle Nichols, you are 170,000 years old, and you are freaking FOIN. (Squee note, you are wearing a space necklace.) [TPM]
Why Is Barack Obama Injecting Race Into Classic Children’s Tale ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’?
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 5:02 pm April 3, 2012
Known race-hustler B. Hussein NOobAma will introduce USA network’s 50th anniversary broadcast of the film version of the charming children’s story of a simpler, less complicated time in American life, To Kill A Mockingbird. Why is Obama injecting race into and making himself the focus of this classic tale of postracial America?
New Rick Santorum Ad Offers Terrifying Obama-Romney Face Meld
by Jim Newell 1:38 pm April 2, 2012
What would the devil spawn of Mitt Romney and Barack Obama look like? Lindsay Graham? Ol’ B-Face? Or maybe this scary blurry thing (The Ghost of Breitbart?) in the photo, right there next to the red gal in Rick Santorum’s dumb new ad.
