Tag: barack obama

Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

This kid right here. DAMN.

President Psycho Dick Spent His Holiday Weekend Tweeting, Because Of Course He Did

Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!

Deleted Comments: Sure, Oklahoma Can’t Pay Teachers Or Cops, But At Least We Aren’t In Debt.

Where the Derp comes whippin' down the plains...

Stormy Daniels Got A Blue Dress Too! (OR IS IT GOLD?)

This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages.

How Could Such A Tragedy Happen Again After The Last Time We Did Absolutely Nothing?

Here we are again. One of these days we might even do something about it.

Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

Yes, now we are doing conspiracy theories about Obama's sperm.

Fox News Art Critics So Mad Official Obama Portraits Are Pictures Of Black People

Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?

Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.

Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President

HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!

Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass

Stop being naughty, Deep State, you stop it RIGHT NOW!

Here Are The Top Bullshits In Devin Nunes’s Memo SO FAR

In no way is this list exhaustive.

Well OF COURSE We’re Deporting A Wounded Combat Veteran With PTSD. Why Wouldn’t We?

First they came for everybody, and we are now a country that deports The Troops.
your tolerance for slobber may vary

DERANGED FAR LEFT LIBERAL NANCY PELOSI COMPARES GREAT PRESIDENT TO SLOBBY DOG!

Oh dear, look at the depths to which our political discourse has sunk, it is so sad. :|

New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?

Fox News Apparently Just Trying To Get People Killed Now

This shit is getting scary.