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Tag: barack obama

Really Nice Time: Obama Commutes Chelsea Manning’s Sentence To Time Served Plus A Tiny More

President Obama issued one last burst of commutations for federal prisoners Monday, including a reduction of Chelsea Manning's sentence from 35 years to time served, plus another four months so she can get ready for life after prison. The...

Happy Birthday To Michelle Obama, Once And Future Queen Of America!

This is also your OPEN THREAD, okay? You can talk here, it's allowed.
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Old President Lazy Ass Ready To Destroy America On Day Four

Donald Trump will go to work as president on Monday. If he feels like it.
He has special colors for each of the Two Corinthians

Trump To Be Sworn In Using Very Own Childhood Bible, Crayons

The Bible is such a yooge, classy book. Read it? Why would he read it? He lives it, and if you say otherwise, you're a loser.

Deleted Comments: Didn’t You Know Trump Won, So All Politics Is Now Over?

Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Does Not Like Smearing Donald Trump With Pee

America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.

Let’s Watch Obama’s Farewell Speech And Beg Him Never To Leave Us Again

It's OK if he's not ready to go yet, the majority of Americans will understand. Also, it's your Open Thread!
Didn't have the right look, probably.

Trump Expands Enemies List To Include 89-Year-Old Inauguration Announcer Guy. WEAK! SAD! DICKISH!

In the annals of Trump Dck Moves, this is a fairly minor one. But it's dickish all the same.
This is clearly photoshopped, as bicycles were not even invented until after Einstein's death.

Trump Firing People Who Maintain America’s Nukes. Is That Important?

Does the agency that makes sure our nukes are properly maintained even need a director? Leadership is overrated.
Thou hast in thy skull no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!

We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.

Donald Trump Can’t Wait To Ignore Today’s Intelligence Briefing On Russian Hacking

Everything you need to know about the latest developments in the Russian hacking story!

Guess The Trump Kids Aren’t ALLOWED To Swing On The Swingset

Why did Donald Trump reject Obama's nice offer to leave Malia and Sasha's play set for the Trump kids?