Tag: barack obama

Enjoy your Extra Big Ass National 'Right To Work' law

Fast Food Nation: Trump’s Labor Pick, Carl’s Jr. CEO, Will Replace Your Job With Robots, Brawndo

It's not like Trump was going to appoint a union rep to be Labor secretary anyway.
America's hero reserves judged to be running low

Astronaut, Senator, All Around Badass John Glenn Dies, Making 2016 Just A Bit Suckier

We actually could use some heroes about now.

Who Should Be In America, This Badass Young #DREAMer Immigrant Woman, Or Rick Santorum?

IDEA: How about we #DeportRickSantorum?

Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It

Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?
This is actually an adult doggie now. Good dog, Champ!

Joe Biden Says He’s Running In 2020, And LOL OK STOP TEASING!

It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too.

New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump’s Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap!

You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.

Hey Democrats, Here’s How To Grow A Pair And Save The Supreme Court

Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!
Man has got to have a code.

Oh Hi Donald Trump, Here Are Some Things To Know About Your New Best Pal, Murdering Fascist Man Duterte

Is Donald Trump America's Duterte, or is Rodrigo Duterte the Philippines' Trump?
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.

Federal Court Won’t Let North Carolina’s Racially Gerrymandered Districts Stand, Man

Looks like there might be a down side to Republicans running wild with power. Who knew?
Which one's the moderate?

Trump’s Victory Thank You Tour Marching Into Cincinnati, Will Annex Sudetenland

Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.

Seems Like Mitch McConnell And John McCain Ready For Donald Trump To STFU

You can tell these top-ranking Republican senators are SO EXCITED ABOUT TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT.

Donald Trump Skips Security Briefings, Gets Intel From InfoWars, Broadcasts In Teeth

Intelligence is overrated. If we wanted a smart president, more of us would have voted for Clinton.

Here Is Barack Obama’s Final Turkey Pardon And Festival Of Dad Jokes

We miss you already, Barry.

New York City Spending One Million A Day To Protect Donald Trump, But It’s Cool Because He’s Not Black

Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets. New York City does not particularly return his affection. VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed...
Oh dear. Best case scenario, there.

Four (Or Five) Novels To Prepare You For Life In Trump’s America. Like Anything Could Prepare You For That.

We wouldn't call it escapist, but it's all fiction. For now.