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Here Are Some Awful Presidents Paul Ryan Thinks Were WAY Better Than Obama

Speaker Paul Ryan was recently asked who his least favorite president was, and you'll never guess who he said! (Yes, you will.) It couldn't be Obama, could it? (Of course it could.) Well, boy howdy! Given that Ryan thinks Obama is...
Larry Klayman sees you, usurper!

Wingnut Super-Lawyer Larry Klayman Wants Obama Deported Over Fake Birth Certificate

When last we heard from tousle-headed super-lawyer Larry Klayman, he was accepting a public censure from the Washington, D.C. Court of Appeals Board on Professional Responsibility. We were a little surprised that Litigious Larry wasn’t fighting harder, but he...
She's real something all right

A Children’s Treasury Of ‘Normal Real Person’ Michele Bachmann

While watching soon-to-be-former-Rep. Michele Bachmann tell the Values Voter Summit Friday morning that she is a "normal real person," the sense of just how great a source of comedy we are losing with her upcoming retirement really hit home. Is there...

Noted Ethicist Sarah Palin Murmurs Gently About ‘Nauseating’ President, Media ‘Prostitutes’

Sarah Palin has had enough of the personal attacks dished out by hypocrite in chief Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you guys, and she has a salad of words to toss on ya! Blah blah blah, word word word. Oh, here...

OMG Obama Was On Arab TeeVee With Arabs (Muslin?)

Hey, your new president gave his first presidential interview to a teevee channel ... THE AL ARABIYA network, in DUBAI, or at least the network's studio in Washington. ZOMG they are already here!

Obama Dares To Speak His Middle Name In Public!

Barack Obama is so very fancy that he has three names instead of two or even just one, like Madonna, and like the socialist Muslin alien he is, he will insist on reciting all three of his names in...

Texans Want To Secede From Union, Name George W. Bush Their Texas President

Mysterious Wonkette Texas operative "The Doctor" (RP?) has forwarded us a delightful e-mail (s)he received this morning, probably from a great aunt or uncle, that thoroughly explains how Texas has the resources it needs to secede from the Union,...

MCAIN-PALIN KKK CAMPAIGN UPDATE: Sarah Palin and John McCain have been holding KKK rallies all week, asking the klansmen "Who is the REAL Barack Obama" and getting all sorts of "colorful" responses. At today's joint KKK rally in Pennsylvania,...

Kentucky Rednecks Have Edifying Insight About This ‘Hussein’ Ay-Rab Preznint

Oh good sweet god jesus shit WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE? The YouTube description says, "I came home from football practice one evening and my parents were talking to our neighbors who were drunk. This is what happened ......

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Barry’s High School Yearbook Shot