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  paging donald trump

Wingnut Super-Lawyer Larry Klayman Wants Obama Deported Over Fake Birth Certificate

Larry Klayman sees you, usurper!
When last we heard from tousle-headed super-lawyer Larry Klayman, he was accepting a public censure from the Washington, D.C. Court of Appeals Board on Professional Responsibility. We were a little surprised that Litigious Larry wasn’t fighting harder, but he wanted to put the case behind him because he had “a lot of important things to do to also protect the American people.” Noble! And this week he unveiled the fruits of his unselfish labor in the form of a petition to deport from the United States one Barry Soetero. Or, as he’s known in popular culture, President Barack Hussein Obama. Read more on Wingnut Super-Lawyer Larry Klayman Wants Obama Deported Over Fake Birth Certificate…
  so long farewell

A Children’s Treasury Of ‘Normal Real Person’ Michele Bachmann

She's real something all right
Photo by Beth Ethier While watching soon-to-be-former-Rep. Michele Bachmann tell the Values Voter Summit Friday morning that she is a “normal real person,” the sense of just how great a source of comedy we are losing with her upcoming retirement really hit home. Is there even a reason for Wonkette to go on existing once old Crazy Eyes walks off the House floor for the final time and flies back to a life of hot dish suppers and plagues of foster children? We’re going to mention this to the Editrix if she ever surfaces from her long sex tour of the West Coast. Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of ‘Normal Real Person’ Michele Bachmann…
  at least she didn't say 'nauseous'

Noted Ethicist Sarah Palin Murmurs Gently About ‘Nauseating’ President, Media ‘Prostitutes’

Sarah Palin has had enough of the personal attacks dished out by hypocrite in chief Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you guys, and she has a salad of words to toss on ya! Blah blah blah, word word word. Oh, here we go. “With all due respect to the office of the presidency, when I hear Barack Obama speak at this point, especially when he lectures about ethics and civility, it’s nauseating to me.” That IS respectful! How dare Barack HUSSEIN Obama “lecture” other people about ethics and civility. OF COURSE he is responsible for everything put out by a super-PAC that he is by law not allowed to have anything to do with! And where are the whore media, to report on the total known fact that Obama DID coordinate with said super-PAC? Sarah Palin would like to know! Read more on Noted Ethicist Sarah Palin Murmurs Gently About ‘Nauseating’ President, Media ‘Prostitutes’…
  sarah palin was right!

OMG Obama Was On Arab TeeVee With Arabs (Muslin?)

Hey, your new president gave his first presidential interview to a teevee channel … THE AL ARABIYA network, in DUBAI, or at least the network’s studio in Washington. ZOMG they are already here! [IHT] Read more on OMG Obama Was On Arab TeeVee With Arabs (Muslin?)…
  sassypants

Obama Dares To Speak His Middle Name In Public!

Barack Obama is so very fancy that he has three names instead of two or even just one, like Madonna, and like the socialist Muslin alien he is, he will insist on reciting all three of his names in a Klingon-Arabic patois when he is sworn in on Thomas Jefferson’s Koran. This is an extremely disturbing development, especially given that the last socialist sworn into office — Jimmy Carter — only used two names in accordance with his status as a common prole. Read more on Obama Dares To Speak His Middle Name In Public!…
  important chain letters

Texans Want To Secede From Union, Name George W. Bush Their Texas President

Mysterious Wonkette Texas operative “The Doctor” (RP?) has forwarded us a delightful e-mail (s)he received this morning, probably from a great aunt or uncle, that thoroughly explains how Texas has the resources it needs to secede from the Union, which it should do immediately, “since B. Hussein Obama won the election.” Silly sheeple, only now they get it; the Paultards have been lobbying for this since January or August or whenever it was that Ron Paul stopped running. *FACEPALM* Read more on Texans Want To Secede From Union, Name George W. Bush Their Texas President…
  a kinder gentler nation

MCAIN-PALIN KKK CAMPAIGN UPDATE: Sarah Palin and John McCain have been holding KKK rallies all week, asking the klansmen “Who is the REAL Barack Obama” and getting all sorts of “colorful” responses. At today’s joint KKK rally in Pennsylvania, the dude introducing McCain and Palin fired up the racial death brigades by mentioning “Barack Hussein Obama” two times. Whaddaya think about that, HEGHH?? [HuffPo] Read more on …
  did you forget anything?

Kentucky Rednecks Have Edifying Insight About This ‘Hussein’ Ay-Rab Preznint

Oh good sweet god jesus shit WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE? The YouTube description says, “I came home from football practice one evening and my parents were talking to our neighbors who were drunk. This is what happened … I live in southeastern kentucky FYI.” Well, you have been warned, America. Here are three drunk Kentucky hillbillies ranting about Obama while sitting on a filthy AIDS unicorn. [YouTube] Read more on Kentucky Rednecks Have Edifying Insight About This ‘Hussein’ Ay-Rab Preznint…
 

Barack Obama’s Secret Jewish Communist Origins Revealed!

Have you ever thought of how Tiger Woods is like Barack Obama, and how the fact that Obama was born in the early 1960s is definitive proof that he is a Communist? And if you haven’t, might this willful ignorance be due to the Political Correctness Machine’s crushing of honest inquiry? Read more on Barack Obama’s Secret Jewish Communist Origins Revealed!…
 

But Mr. Obama, What About The Children?

He might talk about “labor rights” and “protecting the weakest among us,” but at the end of the day, presidential hopeful Barack Obama is just another double-talking fat cat. His ambition is so monstrous that now he’s turned out The Children to craft charming tee shirts in support of his cause. For shame, Mr. Obama. For shame. [Cafe Press: Kids Love Obama] Read more on But Mr. Obama, What About The Children?…
 

Meet Barack’s Family!

This informative graphic, as a follow-up to the Christian’s timeline of Muslimobama’s life, comes from our fantastic commenter Serolf Divad, h/t Pat Robertson. Imagine all these terrorists “running around the White House,” forever! Read more on Meet Barack’s Family!…
 

The Christian’s Case Against Barack Saddam Hussein Obama

The Fundies are out to get Barack, and they have created a timeline of Barack’s Islamic Muslim life on the website MyChurch.org. It features some revealing insight into why Barack Obama, “Son of a Luo Tribesman,” plans on blowing up the White House in the name of Muslim Jesus. Read more on The Christian’s Case Against Barack Saddam Hussein Obama…
 

Barack Obama, Cultist

Maybe this Luo tribesman isn’t a pagan Muslim fundamentalist after all. Could he be…a cult leader, beholden to no religion but his own? Too soon to tell. We’ll have definitive proof after the first sarin gas attack on Clinton supporters. [Political Punch] Read more on Barack Obama, Cultist…
 

Barry’s High School Yearbook Shot

This lovely image is running on U.S. Veterans Dispath, the website of famous Swift-boater Ted Sampley. I had always thought Barry was an Indian myself, so at least it clears that up. [U.S. Veteran’s Dispatch via Pam’s House Blend] Read more on Barry’s High School Yearbook Shot…
 

NM State Employee Penalized For Hilarious Obama Bashing

An employee of New Mexico’s “State Land Office” is facing reprimand for sending a scurrilous office e-mail sliming Barry Hussein’s obvious Muslim heritage. It was sent from the e-mail account of John Maes, the office’s “royalty revenue accountant.” Anyone else smell a Tory plot at play? Burn his children! Read more on NM State Employee Penalized For Hilarious Obama Bashing…
 

Campaign Book Clearance Sale!

* Heard on the Hill: Airline travel brings out the worst in all of us…”The Devil Wears Prada” comes to Washington by way of Jeri Thompson’s antics…Stephen Colbert WILL get to know your district, unless its one of the 80 he forgot…What would a tour of Minneapolis be without a trip to the now infamous airport bathroom? [Roll Call] * Yeas and Nays: Connie Lawn wants you to say hello to friendly, gentler motorcades…Supreme Court Justice David Souter never recovered from the recount ruling…Museum takes in former Rep. Earl Hutto lime-green 1979 Oldsmobile…New Zagat guide is out…Ann Coulter is asking for it–a fatwa, that is…Presidential hopefuls find their books going for pennies on Amazon…No widowed Wiccans allowed…Distillers try their hand at George Washington’s whiskey recipe…The U.S. Embassy in Baghdad a fortress of solitude, shopping and cinema. [Examiner] * Under the Dome: Hurricane or not, Mitch McConnell enjoyed his time off…Sen Tom Harkin serves it up for ’08 candidates…A call for resignation has less to do with the severity of the sin and more to do with the party persuasion of the governor. [The Hill] * Shenanigans: Bush leaves through the side door…We’re the reason Larry Craig had to resort to an airport bathroom…The Oprah-Obama bash is only days away!…Gossip is a lifelong addiction…Larry Craig: a self-proclaimed romantic. [Politico] * The Sleuth: Idaho men are tough and rugged with their tight jeans and tighter faces. [WP] * Page Six: omeone’s getting fired at CNN after losing the only copy of Anderson Cooper’s Hurricane Katrina special. [NYP] * Rush & Molloy: John Edwards does the down-faced dog for Russell Simmons. [NYDN] * Washington Whispers: “Anything Goes” on the college version of 60 Minutes…Karl Rove finds a new job for the same boss…John Kerry helps out his old friend Leonardo DiCaprio…Bill Richardson won’t give up his SUV, despite his own pleas…Bill Clinton still hiding tapes in his sock drawer…Bush’s cabinet finally gets some pull…House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer goes to the Holy Land, finds the Golden Arches. [USN&WR] Read more on Campaign Book Clearance Sale!…
 

Barry Hussein Obama Switches To Nicorette

While the prohibition on black presidents has been (temporarily) repealed, presidents have not been allowed to be smokers for nearly half a century — JFK learned the hard way in Dallas, one of the earliest fanatical non-smoking cities. Read more on Barry Hussein Obama Switches To Nicorette…
 

Joe Biden Discovers Clean, Articulate Black Man

The problem with Joe Biden’s “candidacy” is that he’s announced so many times that he needs new gimmicks each week to remind a sleepy nation that he’s still running for president. This week’s tactic: Give a freewheeling (drunken) interview with the NY Observer with a disparaging remark about Barry Obama that could be construed as sort of racist by people who otherwise could give a damn about such things — namely, Drudge Report readers. Dumb details, after the jump. Read more on Joe Biden Discovers Clean, Articulate Black Man…
 

Barry Hussein Rocked Eagle Rock!

Haunting new revelations show that Barry Obama secretly attended a madrassa in Los Angeles, the so-called “Occidental” (which means Middle Eastern Muslim) College in the eastside neighborhood of Eagle Rock. Occidental is a perfectly respectable liberal-arts college with a real pretty campus, actually, and Obama went there for two years before transferring to Columbia. But for some reason, the college doesn’t show up on his official biography. Why the secret shame? Read more on Barry Hussein Rocked Eagle Rock!…
 

SOTU: Terrorists Used Clouds As Weapons

Hey, it’s already over! Here is the “lazy fare” video. But failure will not be a success, and he knows the blogosphere is up there, somewhere, in the sky. And don’t miss Hillary and Obama at the end! This nation needs a sex change! Read more on SOTU: Terrorists Used Clouds As Weapons…
 

CNN Investigates Obama’s Non-Madrassa Grade School

One of the many benefits of 9/11 is suddenly everybody knew the definition of madrassa: some kind of primitive Islamic boys school in Pakistan where the glassy-eyed kids chanted the Koran for a Dateline producer and none of the 9/11 hijackers were involved because they were doing blow and screwing strippers in Florida and Las Vegas. Learn the explosive truth about Osama bin Obama’s radical indoctrination made-up story created by either the Moonies or Hillary or both, after the jump. Read more on CNN Investigates Obama’s Non-Madrassa Grade School…
 

NY Post’s Hilarious Ethnic Headline

Sure, the hippies are all upset by the New York Post’s supposedly racialist headline atop the AP Bill Richardson news brief. But think of all the wacky and totally unoffensive headlines the tabloid can use as the other hundred candidates make it officially official for real: Read more on NY Post’s Hilarious Ethnic Headline…