May 27, 2012
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OMG Obama Was On Arab TeeVee With Arabs (Muslin?)
by Ken Layne 4:08 pm January 27, 2009
Hey, your new president gave his first presidential interview to a teevee channel … THE AL ARABIYA network, in DUBAI, or at least the network’s studio in Washington. ZOMG they are already here! [IHT]
Obama Dares To Speak His Middle Name In Public!
by Sara K. Smith 12:28 pm December 10, 2008
Barack Obama is so very fancy that he has three names instead of two or even just one, like Madonna, and like the socialist Muslin alien he is, he will insist on reciting all three of his names in a Klingon-Arabic patois when he is sworn in on Thomas Jefferson’s Koran. This is an extremely [...]
Texans Want To Secede From Union, Name George W. Bush Their Texas President
by Jim Newell 11:31 am November 26, 2008
Mysterious Wonkette Texas operative “The Doctor” (RP?) has forwarded us a delightful e-mail (s)he received this morning, probably from a great aunt or uncle, that thoroughly explains how Texas has the resources it needs to secede from the Union, which it should do immediately, “since B. Hussein Obama won the election.” Silly sheeple, only now [...]
MCAIN-PALIN KKK CAMPAIGN UPDATE: Sarah Palin and John McCain have been holding KKK rallies all week, asking the klansmen “Who is the REAL Barack Obama” and getting all sorts of “colorful” responses. At today’s joint KKK rally in Pennsylvania, the dude introducing McCain and Palin fired up the racial death brigades by mentioning “Barack Hussein [...]
Kentucky Rednecks Have Edifying Insight About This ‘Hussein’ Ay-Rab Preznint
by Jim Newell 4:56 pm September 26, 2008
Oh good sweet god jesus shit WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE? The YouTube description says, “I came home from football practice one evening and my parents were talking to our neighbors who were drunk. This is what happened … I live in southeastern kentucky FYI.” Well, you have been warned, America. Here are three drunk [...]
Barack Obama’s Secret Jewish Communist Origins Revealed!
by Sara K. Smith 1:04 pm February 20, 2008
The Christian’s Case Against Barack Saddam Hussein Obama
by Jim Newell 2:05 pm February 13, 2008
NM State Employee Penalized For Hilarious Obama Bashing
by Jim Newell 12:46 pm January 14, 2008
