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Posts Tagged ‘bankers’

MODEST PROPOSALS

Having Poisoned World Money Supply, Bankers Can Now Poison Young Minds

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Banker cat will eat your babies.British Prime Minister Gordon Brown suggested that a group of unemployed people who represent society’s most rapacious, morally flexible personalities sculpt the vulnerable minds of innocents. We speak, of course, of out-of-work bankers getting jobs teaching school children. Crazy Europeans! What will they think of next, milk in boxes? MORE »


CARTOON VIOLENCE

Everything Is Bad

Friday, February 13th, 2009

By the Comics Curmudgeon
The economy’s in the crapper! Tim Geithner cannot and will not save us! The stimulus is not stimulating enough, or is too stimulating, or something! Judd Gregg and Barack Obama are getting a divorce! It is absolutely true that everything in the world is worse than it ever has been before at any time in history, or ever will be again. Can we find solace in funny cartoons? Sadly, we cannot, because they are also bad. Come, let us endure the unendurable, together. MORE »