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Bangladesh Operative: hey, so the government just turned the internet and cell phones back on after like two days!
Alex: hahahahahaha wow
Op: nobody’s covering the internet being off, you could be the first to break the story….
Alex: haha ok
why did they turn the internet off??
ppl wasting too much time on youtube?
Op: because there’s rioting like everywhere!!
people are pissed!!!
Alex: you guys ok? no cars overturned on you or anything?
Op: no, we went and checked it out yesterday and like all the windows of the shops on our streets were broken, and there was a bonfire going in the road
so we went back inside
Alex: wow MORE »

Fearing the total lack of news that always comes on this darkest of American weeks, we briefly considered picking some random non-Christian country that would continue the Business of Government until Washington was repopulated after New Year’s Day. Bangladesh, maybe … Bangladesh Week! MORE »