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Tag: bamz

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 9, 2016

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Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special NFL Crams Michael Sam Down America’s Throats Edition

You better believe that the St. Louis Rams drafting Michael Sam, the first openly gay football-flavored sportsball player, in the seventh round of the NFL draft, is one of the lead stories in today's New York Times. The Times...

A Slightly More Sober Discussion Of President Obama’s State Of The Union Awesomeness

Gentlemen, did you wake up this morning with a little extra pep in your Mr. Peepers? We sure did, because WE FINALLY GOT OUR PRESIDENT BACK! It’s like that awesome hopey and changey guy from 2008 snuck back out...

Obama Will Tyrannize America Tonight By Raising The Federal Contract Minimum Wage

You already know that we are hoping HARD for some State of the Union drama tonight, but we were figuring that it would come from Michelle throat-ramming America with gay sportsthugs. That's a fine start, but we are your...

Christian Patriot Guy Graciously Offers To Kill President, Ensures Himself Holiday Visit From Secret Service

Hey, Wonkedorians, what are you up to this Thanksgiving, or Hanukkah, or Thanksgivukkah? Were you hoping that the Secret Service would bust down your door during the turkey carving, or would you prefer they wait until later in the...

Bamz Is Going To Be All Up In Your Teevee Selling You Obamacare And We Have A Sneak Peek At The Scripts

Some democrahippies out in California have given the government some sweet-ass coin to insert propaganda about Obamacare into your favorite teevee shows: The grant, which was given to the USC Norman Lear Center to administer, was created to educate and...

Ted Nugent And His Buddies Would Like To Re-Enact The Revolutionary War For You

Oh man, nice time was fun while it lasted, but all good things must come to an end. In this case, every nice thing in the world comes to a screeching halt because Ted Fucking Nugent would like to...