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Hunky Dory Life On Mars: Your Weekly Sci-Blog!
Hello Mammals! It’s time once again, for reasons that no one can properly explain, that Your Wonkette presents yet another fascinating, illuminating and disturbing Sci-Blog. Take off your pants and come on in! Expectations for the discovery of life on Mars have fallen over the hundreds of years that Humans have been observing the planet. H. [...]
Condoleezza Rice Now Smacking People In The Face With Her Balls
World’s greatest living Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who absolutely could not have known anyone would ever use an airplane as a missile, and who could not have known Saddam was not seeking yellowcake in Niger, and who could never have been blamed for Manolo-shopping while a city drowned, has now taken her reign of [...]
Gingrich Sugar-Daddy Took Our Manhood, Say Peons
If there is one thing you will learn from the workplace accident documentary Extract, it is that losing one ball is the sweet spot in any work-injury claim. Lose both, and the jury can’t identify with you, as they themselves would never — could never — be similarly unmanned. Lose neither, and why are they [...]
Another Story In the Saga of TSA Feeling Up Jeffrey Goldberg’s Cock
I pointed out to the security officer that 50 percent of the American population has no balls (90 percent in Washington, D.C., where I live), so what is going to happen when the pat-down officer meets no resistance in the crotchal area of women? “If there’s no resistance, then there’s nothing there.” “But what about [...]
Glenn Beck’s Fanzine Criticizes Obama For Stealing Glenn’s Chalkboard
America needs blue balls, not red balls, according to this new video the White House put up today featuring new Obama economic bro Austan Goolsbee. According to their blog, this whiteboard video approach is something they’re going to do from now on, because Americans are dumb and visual aids are the only thing they can [...]
Cooper Is Sorry For Scrotally Explicit Remarks
Remember that time like a month ago when a bunch of angry wingnuts revolted against our new socialist government regime by publicly performing sex acts involving human balls? On that sacred occasion Anderson Cooper made some silly crack about how hard it is to talk when you’re teabagging, which was OFFENSIVE, and this past Sunday [...]
Shameless Exhibitionist Republicans To Showcase Their ‘Tea Bags’ On National Television
Ha ha, gross! We got this email about some teabagging orgy that’s happening at the Treasury Department and at Lafayette Park this Wednesday. “Major Media” may cover this repulsive event, so that Americans from the liberal East Coast to the liberal West Coast may witness the horror of a million Republican teabags bobbling around in [...]
Fox News: Ha Ha, The Monkey Has A Blue Scrotum, Ha Ha, LIKE ERIC HOLDER
Fox News lady: “I’ve got a picture of what the monkey would look like — we’re waiting for some live video of the search to come in — and it’s my screensaver now, Jim… I want you to take a look at that, that’s what we’re dealing with, that’s what they can look like when [...]
Florida Lawmakers Take Brave Stand Against Fake Testicles
Daily Briefing: Must Try Harder
Daily Briefing: The Hookers Are Still Available
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