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In Manchester, New Hampshire, Monday night, Donald Trump continued an unbroken string of getting away with crap that would have sunk any other campaign...

An officer with the Anne Arundel County Police Department in Maryland is no longer on the force after agreeing to a plea deal following...

About five years back, conservatives were really excited about mailing tea bags to members of Congress, to send an important message about tea, and...

Hey, look! Turns out the economy's doing pretty well, what with yet another good jobs report and some pretty nice economic growth charts for...

Oh man, guys, this Cliven Bundy thing is getting out of control. Despite his blatant racism and strong desire for the government to keep...

Bob Quast is a man who has experienced tragedy. We don't just mean he has been victimized by having to pay taxes, we mean...

Without a Todd Aiken, a Christine O'Donnell, or a Sharron Angle this time around, Iowa Senate candidate Joni Ernst and her cheerful ad about...

Hello Mammals! It's time once again, for reasons that no one can properly explain, that Your Wonkette presents yet  another fascinating, illuminating and disturbing Sci-Blog....

World's greatest living Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who absolutely could not have known anyone would ever use an airplane as a missile, and...

If there is one thing you will learn from the workplace accident documentary Extract, it is that losing one ball is the sweet spot...

Whoops, it turns out that when you wheedle your Editrix into doing a Wonkette contest she expects you to judge the contest! What...

I pointed out to the security officer that 50 percent of the American population has no balls (90 percent in Washington, D.C., where I...

America needs blue balls, not red balls, according to this new video the White House put up today featuring new Obama economic bro Austan...

Remember that time like a month ago when a bunch of angry wingnuts revolted against our new socialist government regime by publicly performing sex...

Ha ha, gross! We got this email about some teabagging orgy that's happening at the Treasury Department and at Lafayette Park this Wednesday. "Major...

Fox News lady: "I've got a picture of what the monkey would look like -- we're waiting for some live video of the search...

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